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8:11 AM
while i do not support the conclusion amy has made regarding the appletini - beer death match, i will suggest this: try the appletinis with a little caramel sauce lightly mixed in. damn fine candy drink but more than one will give a sugar stomachache. the caramel sauce is located in the icecream topping isle.

live that.

i feel comfortable disseminating this information because beer prices keep rising and i'd like to lessen the demand so that i can get 22oz bottles of arrogant bastard down to $0.50 somehow

8:12 AM
maybe if you used the bubble pinch on the steep wall on a boulder problem you would have sent the worm turns as you had guaranteed you would.... then, you could have been in front of the camera as well as behind it!

8:14 AM
last i heard from emerson's txt updates, you were "close". this was, like, three days into your trip. maybe if you didn't lose your backbone by deleting your scorecard [ha!], i would have known this.

we live in the information age. suck it up.


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8:27 AM
plz send me your joe's valley tick list and all other problems you have done in the last two months.

or die.

11:44 AM
weak. ho am i supposed to keep tabs on friends, then?

you all suck.

no one even sends me trip or session updates.

yet again i am forced into the grim realization that i should not take stock in the success of my friends ever again, as they do not even provide the necessary TPS reports.

you all suck!

12:08 PM
in all likelihood it will be a short session with warming up not allowed. you are most certainly welcome to join, but i'm providing notice as to the neurotic nature of the session so that you are not later bummed that you did not chose a longer, less frantic session.

word up.

4:25 PM
where is this knocking room located?

is it about 50 yards across from scary monsters?

i thought it was v9? are you too sikk for v9?

i also heard long ago that it was v11. super sikk?

4:40 PM
who flashed it?

4:45 PM
so you think i can send it?

4:48 PM
cause that's what it all comes down to: can I do it.

nothing else matters.

you know this.


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