Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Emails

Ever 10 seconds I receive an email from sockface. Being a normal and sane person, I find it nearly impossible to sift through all of the lawyer speak/insanity/obsessive over-analytical language/"jokes". However, when seen as a tool of mockerey, Baron von Insaneface has provided us with a lifetime of laughter. Let's have a look at today's example:

"hello mc and jamie: the butter: you are both super awesome doods !!! your videos make my office life worth living. xoxo. the demand: mike, i have heard that jamie has footage of a super ill v8/9 at joe's valley climbed by rylan marshall. i require this to show up on mvm. if your arrangement with jamie is to pay for such videos, then i suggest that you do so pay him so you can run this video online. the threat: OR ELSE I WILL BRING DOWN YOUR EVIL INTARDWEB EMPIRE WITH SNEAK ATTACTICKS. best regards, straight to your facesvery truly yoursand so on and so forth, -- the shining light of truth and justice"

Also we see evindence that JJ does indeed have a clone army with his reference to "empires" and "sneak attacticks".

More to come...

2 comments:

sock hands said...

[the above should have felt like quiet, almost too quiet]

Anonymous said...

"insanity/obsessive over-analytical language/"jokes""

/"jokes"

hilariyus.