" 'out of bedlam' represents the act of letting your crazy out to do as it will, for better or worse."
"Letting your crazy out"? and by crazy did you mean clones?
More to come...
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Jaegerclone Lifecycle
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Here is a recent post from one of the Jaegerclones blogs
" Peter Beal said...
Unless you give me access, I will create a sockhands fansite that leaves no doubt that "someone so ridiculous online or in his free time can actually take his job very seriously and care about the work product provided to his clients."
good idea...
" Peter Beal said...
Unless you give me access, I will create a sockhands fansite that leaves no doubt that "someone so ridiculous online or in his free time can actually take his job very seriously and care about the work product provided to his clients."
good idea...
Monday, December 8, 2008
V7
Here is a list of every V7 the Jaegerclones have climbed. Note the comment of the very first one.
08/11/23
unknown 1
Poudre Canyon / greyrock roadside
left and low side of roof from jug, not using undercling crack, and long lock to crimps...hard for me. rmnp-like climbing. rock very similar to 'the big flip' at wild basin, which is NOT like the wild basin boulder
**
08/11/22
shortwalker
Poudre Canyon
PREEMPTIVE STRIKE: KISS MY ASS JEMERSON! contrived start of 'official' line is shortie killer. started on the obvious pinch jug w/ RH and LH lower. extremely fun and worthy from pinch start w/o any height dependent moves that i believe is a much more obvious beginning of this problem and a start that many folks can enjoy without the retardation of the "official" start. in project righteous indignation, cheating produces no guilt.
***
08/10/19
old balls
Newlin
the higher start to hayden's new technical hole that he agreed to consider valid to appease the old and rickety crowd... not a great looker, but very cool moves
**
08/10/19
signs of struggle
Newlin
FA
the killa beez project, but started w/ small left hand crimp right next and undercling rather than matched on undercling.... it's a height thing... this start was too funky for the tall, the match was too streatched out for the me/midget. i anticipate that shorties will use my start and lanky bitches will use the more obvious matched start that hayden was close to, though he couldn't establish on the wall from my start. much ado...
**
08/10/18
7 dollar crack rock
RMNP / upper
little cave line on back side of large block immediately uphill from dead raccoon block... starts deep and finishes through a burly little layback crack system. chorvat's line.
*
08/10/15
Santos on Mom's Command
Flagstaff
the most direct exit to stranger than friction, but still awkward, so still a tad less classy than pulp friction. easier?
***
08/10/15
Doctrine of Equivalents
Flagstaff
stranger than friction, but w/ bit of lip traversing to top out on jugs... the best top out version to the betterment of the entire line; bit scary in the dark. easier?
***
08/10/12
the big flip
RMNP / wild basin / finch lake trail parking
about 60 yards diagonally right of the parking for what i think was the finch lake trail. might be v7ish or 6ish.. my radar is off. pit stop while playing sightseeing guide for mom. was dry on the overhung face despite 2in of snow... wet jugs to top out. jug sds > huge high foot to stab to dual slot pockets [crux] then diagonally up great incuts. spectacular line, but must be a bit weary of some holds. r.fields line.
***
08/10/04
man of constant sorrow
Mt. Evans / b
cool compression bulge climbing, but sharp stone just down from futurama/deathclause
*
08/10/04
wayne manor
Mt. Evans / b
big move from crips above a poor landing on proj bldr further up from hume bldr. clean, but sharp... straightforward; maybe 6, but it is a difficult crux move
**
08/09/27
pinch overhang dyno
Horsetooth
establish on wall and dyno instead of traditional jump start... told v7 and seems fair. a VERY classic boulder problem this way. very happy to finally do this one despite the blazing heat... kinda made up for "progress" but essential ass-kicking by moon arete at 7:45am.
***
08/09/15
battaglia's bottom
Flagstaff
contrived, but good, fierce moves. tried hard, but on coffee v. dayquil headfunk, so v?
*
08/09/14
finger on the steel [sds]
Newlin
FA
after nearly breaking my face when breaking low left sidepull... up to fatty sloping right sidepull first from sds rail, then up. killabeez.
*
08/09/13
holywood cole
Newlin
FA
was the full pineapple express traverse proj., but that's just my interpretation. of the situation.
**
08/09/13
rahula
Newlin
fantastic hayden line.
***
08/09/13
nick and austin's trailside sloper line
Newlin
wicked lowball w/ immaculate rock... slam dunk move from the heel/hand rail makes it sevenish... told v4-9.
***
08/09/06
logical terminus
RMNP
potato chip extension, as per silven. pumpy but good fun.
**
08/08/24
freaky friday 7B,7B+
RMNP
[end of freaks of the industry from low start] cool first two moves, then tick tack doom. thanks to jemerson for move-by-move beta for chalkless and sun-slick finish crimps.
*
08/08/23
next to nothing sds
Mt. Evans
FA
the real start from a low crimp and higher pinch crimp on left facing diagonal rail. start w/ heel hook above right hand and cross over to higher start hold. very unique move, but many will hate, hence the other start. i enjoyed it. YES I EXPLODOMACATED the start hold of SALAD TOSS and robbed myself of the send. phil later did all the crux moves into equitos from the heinous left-over sloper start, but had to drop off equitos due to rain soak above, so, it still goes.
**
08/08/10
toe to toe 7B,7B+
Flatirons / satellites
very fun and classy mini roof line; a great addition for certain. v? southern kids said hard 7 and it was a bit easier than turning point, which i repeated to check. i suppose it comes down to the right heel hook so shoes may make a huge difference? in any event, very psyched about it.
***
08/07/27
chuck's slab
Guanella pass
very thin crimp start and stab to slimpers. did two ways; original beta solid at 7. on maybe the third block into the main area, facing upcanyon.
*
08/07/27
ninja pony - shorty
Guanella pass
way harder for the shorties. i did it two ways... the go-again is v5, but the left hand cross through beta makes it solid at 7, i think.
*
08/07/19
the toolshed
RMNP
the spark for my day's psych
**
08/06/29
little ruffian
RMNP / wild basin
FA
retarded, yet fun and powerful mini cave
*
08/06/29
tj's heel hook problem
RMNP / wild basin
lefter sds. burly to committing mantle
**
08/06/22
the rapier
Mt. Evans / A, zorro boulder
6/21 start sitting on pedestel rock as for 'zorro' on too low holds, pop up to matched thin crimps and dyno sideways right to 'zorro arete' and finish. could't do it a couple years ago so v?
**
08/06/06
gap right 7A+,7B
Castlewood
from sds of standard, few traversing moves to burly sloping crimper match. if i'm climbing "well" or "strong" lately, this is at LEAST v7 despite temps and drunkkoredness. wasn't THAT hot. three stars for c-wood standards.
***
08/05/28
deep in dis-pear / minute bus
Castlewood / font
immediately downhill from bloodsport cave... evil little turd that seriously felt v9 to me. an old tj/celo/calrusso novelty. would be three stars if not so short and tweaky.
*
08/05/17
t-bone arete 7B,7B+
Poudre Canyon
evil nasty till the beta was sorted out, then fun [though a turd]
**
08/05/15
the keymaster
Clear Creek Canyon
Second GO
looks dumpy and contrived, but the movement is fairly wicked.
**
08/05/12
peasants into leaders 7A+,7B
Mt. Evans
Second GO
amazing highball with snow building up the landing for confidence... psyched on this. ander crush too
***
08/05/11
too many mind
Newlin
FA
nick's burly direct rig on pineapple block...terror slab could use more cleaning...big thanks to nick for streaming topout beta...saved my ass!
08/05/11
the orange wall
Newlin
super crazy jump beta... nick's satellite line that he crushed right after rylan. gave me some real grief.
08/05/07
gerbil [sds]
Castle wood / punani/creekbed
from matched on horizontal rail. techy wierd moves. celo's so close to his project!
**
08/05/07
gerbil [sds]
Castle wood / punani/creekbed
from matched on horizontal rail. techy wierd moves. celo's so close to his project!
**
08/05/04
rasta drop
Poudre Canyon
great surprise for the morning, horrid warmup. very compelling line and on my mind for a long while.
08/05/03
the great gumby
Newlin
hayden version took a real effort from me. haydenbagged? a better start to it, i think. looks nothing like it, but first move FEELS like fingerhut in motion and burl of stick
***
08/05/03
the downward spiral
Newlin
sit start as for ambithadahahaha, trav, finish finger on the steel. the sds to finger is not bad, but lame and will explode. have fun.
**
08/04/29
name pending
Castlewood / 9 lives boulder
first try, but did top once on tr when chaling holds. blunt tall arete on the left side of the 9 lives boulder.... name pending...cam cross/jason tarry line.. moves better than it looks... supposedly harder than double d dyno and folks had trouble with this compared to that, so ??
**
08/04/26
walk softly
Newlin
FA
aka wall of destiny project. excellent FA session w/ rylan, gatzke, and ander.
***
08/04/26
livin' on a prayer
Newlin
third ascent. a surprise. new beta; perfect temps.
***
08/04/26
last caress
Newlin
FA
traverse from finger on the steel through ambitatadahahahattatatat
**
08/04/20
pocket full of shenanagans
Castlewood / font
beer goggles like woah and it was STILL ugly! left, easier sit start of the bulge, traverse left and finish w/ pocket full of hate = the most unnecessary climb evar? frustrating session at millennium a few hours prior, but saw chuck repeat everything and met a nice foreign couple.
08/04/06
headbanger standard
Elevenmile / 11 mile canyon / spray cave
start deep in dihedral, traverse right side as for arete/prow version, but continue traversing right into some powerful moves at the corner to top out. seemed difficult for seven, but easier than tojo's original headbanger variation which does not use the huge foot ledge to the right and matches the gaston crimp to blast up. i couldn't smell it that way!
**
08/04/05
skywalker
Walker ranch
would be even better if you couldn't skip the crux by traversing in... good stone and good moves to sloping tall top out. i freaked out on the "it's OVER" top out. had to do evil crimpy lockoffs to do the bottom crux moves and could never use the 'good' hold due to height. ego crusher!
***
08/03/01
pinch arete [sds]
Elevenmile / murray boulders
Hard
compression with insane granite pinch to tall-ish and a bit insecure layback arete
***
08/02/10
deuto's traverse
Castlewood / inner-canyon / crystal method
3 days hard! guidebook v5 maybe appropriate for big wingspan folks, but honestly felt v8ish... had to give it my all! great finish to an early frigid recon session and hiking w/ my dad.
*
07/12/09
after berthoud [var.]
Castlewood
high 50s in the cave despite 20 even at parking lot! climb starting at left side of berthoud cave, ~6ft back under roof on horizontal jug, use the kneebar to come out of the first roof section, huge hantavirus huecos are off as per samet, climb out center of bathtub w/ big lockoff from good undercling and dynamic fall into another undercling before going up. a reminder: stars given for movement, irrespective of diminutive stature or heinous choss, which are both the case here.
**
07/11/11
finger on the steel
newlin
epic battle for me on wall of dispair. tj, hayden, and chuck pissed all over it, but i could not get to a key gaston and had to deadpoint off of heinous shit. felt as or more difficult than formula 50 to me. maybe i'll call mine an eliminate varition and take 15 points? felt good to finally snag the deadpoint though... totally invested in the move and loving climbing, epitomized.
**
07/11/03
the great gatzke [after break]
newlin
about the same difficulty as before and similar moves... techy balance was replaced with thug style... still fun. thanks for the great spots on my dynamic beta for the to [ander, hayden, jt, rich] hayden did a spooky high heel, low hand lockoff that i wanted to do but couldn't articulate the ankle in the brace to do. not sure which would be easier or less scary beta...
***
07/10/28
everbody's a victim
newlin
second ascent. very cool movement on this chuck traverse into 'little voice...' chossy in middle. one insane crux move and tons of fun moves = the hardest effort i've put forth at newlin. grade to be determined. coulda just been fatigued, but crux move is substantially more difficult than any one move on the nickness or otherwise
**
07/10/26
right guard
newlin
FA
old guard sds, rightward traverse on comfy incuts to juggy right arete line. good for a consolation prize or warm-down.
07/10/26
uncivilized
newlin
FA
sds arete L of old guard. very interesting and clutch explosion to lip jug from bunchyballofdoom position. chuckles actually had to try it a few times after flashing old guard sds. great day of inspired efforts. ugly duckling that needs more cleaning. again, great crux move, though.
07/10/26
two minutes for roughing
newlin
FA
short burly rig to underclings left of uncivilized, left of downclimb... was definitely clean when we 'found it', but necessary left hand hold exploded as soon as i weighted it... then did it again on a second effort... despite being clean, it does not seem to have been done due to exfoliation and boobytrapped explodopop holds. interesting power move, but very poor rock. could be six, but felt very powerful at the time.
07/10/20
the old guard [sds]
newlin
the sit moves made this soooo much harder for me than the stand! very worthy problem, just hope the stand start incut flake sticks around for the long-term... then, pavol-funded la casita victory birfday binge! nick/rick close on arete project! I USE EXCLAMATION POINTS !!!!!!! oh, and these lines are good, but in no way worth the drive and horrible hike. i will never go back ever ever to this pile of crap
07/10/13
megalodon
newlin
fully committed boot of doom ascent. [2nd ascent]. thanks byron! four star line. repeated a handful of times w/o boot subsequently and still satisfies. the best line of this area by far.
***
07/10/13
three barrel haai
newlin
FA
had to climb in new brace w/o boot of doom. committed! whatever. kinda lame. slightly traversing line left of megladon. we cleaned the hell out of it because of rampant choss. why is it that the weather sucks here every time i visit. eff this place.
*
07/10/13
the great gatzke
newlin
FA
gatzke cleaned this arete up. fun...if you think playing w/ turds is fun, idiot! you disgust me. i might just stop climbing alltogether.
*
07/10/13
the old guard
newlin
first known ascent. gatzke took out the dried flotsum from the creek overflow to reveal this one. he shoulda left it covered! i want my gas money back, colo springs effers. weird run-in with a frothing raccoon. that's the fourth one since i stared coming here. rabies or plague? i've got $5 bucks riding on it w/ byron. still won't get my gas money back.
*
07/09/24
smoke signals
elevenmile / 11 mile
BoD ascent. dyno from start to crystal sloper in seam and campus. fun to do, but short and grinds your skin like mad. prolly solid 7, but could be harder?; didn't get to try good beta before break to know if grade changed at all.
*
07/09/22
moped
rampart
moped: cause it's really fun, but you don't want anyone to see you on it! ha! could be easier, but took me many tries w/o any necessary left foot moves to blame. eliott crushed his sketchy slab and tall oppositional crack problem![immobilization boot/"Boot of Doom"/BoD ascent]
*
07/08/19
la reve de wills
RMNP / chaos
racing the rain. good mix of tech and thug styles. v?
**
07/08/18
wide-eyed maybe
hevans
FA
low start to blue eyed baby...awkward low start that traverses a few tense crimpy moves from the left. detracts stars from orig. line!
*
07/08/11
seams traverse
Montezuma
light granite slashface as you near the hummingbirds. bomber stone despite generally friable and dirty nature of the boulders in the area. fun, yet completely frustrating day at a new zone. then, rained out of evans on sunday before ever getting on the rock. urrgggghhh!
***
07/08/04
chocolate croissant 7A+,7B,7B+,7C
Mt. Evans
st: LH horizontal crimp, RH low sloper pinch.
*
07/08/04
chocolate croissant [sds]
Mt. Evans
got schooled earlier then one shot on the hike out for the day. tj crushed the SA of 'the last dance'!!
*
07/07/29
velvet revolver
g-pass / doublewide
Hard
powerful moves off thin sharp laser cut doom.
**
07/07/29
50lb mountain bike [lowest start]
g-pass
st: LH jug sidepull RH on foot hold... powerful stab and lockoff
**
07/07/28
feisty / animal [celo/tj ver.]
Clear Creek Canyon / sayersville
tj's start matched on undercling where dw started w/ RH. maybe still 8ish, but tad easier than other version b/c you go to the first edge RH. this one is closer to celo's original beta for this line, minus low moves off detached block. then, went to evans b and got schooled on gorillas AGAIN in the mist/humidity. RAGE!
***
07/07/21
mr. whimpy [sds] 7B,7B+7B,7B+
RMNP / emerald
rehab/no boot day 1. v? sit start on obvious horizontal ledge system right of the dihedral section of the kind and kind trav starts. three star movement, but contrived. chorvat and kev.brown had awesome first days!
**
07/07/21
low traverse into the kind
RMNP / emerald
rehab/no boot day 1. very hard for me; lower quality than the higher traverse into the kind. this low traverse negates some of the kind's stars. got killed on the kind traverse, but mcbrike is killing IT.
**
07/06/16
gimpshaw traverse
garden of the gods / snake pit
gimpmode squad reprazent! obvious start on jugs at first prow-like feature. traverse left staying low on crimps but using all feet until busting up to slopers and pocket before dropping low again for finish at arete. this is the second 2/3rds of dm's "crenshaw traverse." for me, same effort as i put forth for whispers. felt HARD. could easily be v7 w/ two feet; byron quoted v6.
**
07/06/09
i love dick 7A+,7B
camp dick
Second GO
a pretty good line. ravaged ankle send. couldn't push w/ left foot to do lower crack start.
***
07/05/22
CJoelMD
morrison
joel g's static version of cjmd using a right heel on the rail to lock off to RH crimps and the finish jug. could be morrison v6? opens up many possibilities for links, as usual
***
07/05/22
pork tendoLoin
morrison
pork soda start into reverse tendo [to "horn" = triangular block above bad landing]
***
07/05/20
immortality 7A+,7B
red cliff / klutergarden
a worthy #1 objective for the day. did it 3x for rockymountainhighball.com and tried 100% every time.
***
07/05/20
romeo 7A+,7B
red cliff / aircraft carrier
burly little rig. just left of star crossed... proper start: LH on blocky sidepull, RH on low sloping edge/pinch/nothingness. told 8, could be? three stars but for migitude.
**
07/05/20
cool arete 7A+,7B
red cliff / aircraft carrier
Second GO
proper mid sds [not jj invention]: LH lowest arete hold, RH on sloper rail. [traversing sds from right was quoted at 10]. great tension line requiring burl and sequential movement, but death choss finish detracts a star.
**
07/05/13
just a slow plush ride
flatirons / terrains
contrived traverse: start as for meatwhistle stay low on rail, bust plush moves to sloper pod, continue traversing right through sloping crimps w/ bomber feet; top out at shallow dihedral at the right of the wall. just cuz. was really psyched on bob boulder but big black bear wasn't psyched on our session or being barked at by kai.
*
07/05/12
geiman in a blender
newlin
great moves on this contrived hayden var. maybe v6, but hm's opinion gives me pause.
***
07/05/12
alarm clock awakening
newlin
FA
leftward variation of warm up roof. was very clutch for me, but could be easy in the cold or when heart not ready to explode? i enjoyed the moves; many would call it a pile.
**
07/05/06
stinky ass 6C,7A,7A+,7B,7B+
priest draw
Hard
so friggin clutch and burly for me. my eyes must have spurted blood twice.
***
07/05/05
puffer fish / pufferfish
priest draw
Second GO
two tries from the retarded skirt start. upper moves are well worth the detriment of the beginning.
***
07/05/05
captain insane-o-head
priest draw
Hard
dyno left of she lives. more about hanging on to the rocket-blender swing of doom than jumping. sent right after snow squall. situner so close!
***
07/05/05
meat eater / meateater
priest draw
Hard
interesting tension climbing. 3/4ths of carnivore, then bails out left to exit. the big move on carnivore was not happening on link. bummed. strangely frigid day, despite actual temp.
***
07/05/02
pointless 7A+,7B
morrison
finished it properly this time...doesn't add anything to the way i did it before... getting psyched on training links and contrivances again OH NO !!!111111122
**
07/04/29
going down swinging
vedauwoo / wrinkled rocks
FA
st: hip level RH undercling + LH evil high gaston in crack, burly match, and slap couple times left before stabbing jug and doing funky mantle. needs more cleaning up top and it'll be nice... can cheat start RH in high hold as sidepull/undercling, but makes it much easier. salo SA.
**
07/04/28
whispers arete
RMNP / emerald lake
really cool holds and worth a spin. tops out by trending left into whispers top out.
**
07/04/25
point and twist
morrison
pointless into mctwist as finish. felt harder, but i'm lame. fun beer sesh w/ salo, chuck, diggs, matt, pavlov, and annette.
**
07/04/21
chips
Joe's Valley
fun moves but takes a very indirect line. didn't try the left problem. the direct version of chips felt burly and cool. chuck flashed it.
**
07/04/15
velociraptor
flatirons
looks one star, climbs three. st: RH undercling, LH sidepull.
***
07/04/14
locked and loaded
flatirons
first known ascent. bad landing lowball one left of spring loaded. hard lockoff/deadpoint short guy crux to bunchy high foot tension tall guy crux = equitable. could be v8.
**
07/04/14
rennak's delight
flatirons
four star if start holds were at head height. dirt burgler w/ really fun moves and evil mantle. given 8, but felt the same as all the other 7s sent this weekend...???
***
07/04/14
pterodactyl
flatirons
looks v2 but was as hard for me as rennak's
*
07/04/14
ain't no layup
flatirons
eliott's insanely perfect static beta. climbs way better than it looks.
**
07/04/14
bulge boulder traverse [sds]
flatirons
sds as for born defeated sds and trav to the seam and around to finish on the far left v2
**
07/04/14
velocity dyno [mid]
flatirons
st: LH on shoulder height sidepull and RH on arete crimp 2ft below regular starting holds. adds a burl move and a half. sds seems ridiculous now, but can definitely go.
**
07/04/10
retar-ted traverse
castlewood
climb mini roof left of ted's cave, eliminating both aretes for your hands, at the lip cross over to the holds of ted's hole and traverse ted's hole normally through it's crux and finish. just playing around. negative three stars.
07/04/08
chained heat [sds]
buena vista
four stars from the normal start but for the pain factor. sit added a noticable bit of strain and pump for the dino.
***
07/04/01
hillside strangler [temporary adoptive name]
red feather lakes / swoosh
ben couldn't remember the name so i took liberties here. end of trip. funky squeeze moves. steals core.
**
07/04/01
treachery
red feather lakes / the refuge
FA
great boulder perched above great camping cove first discovered by minnesota colin. this is the crack problem that isn't. powerful, then balancy.
***
07/03/31
hurricane ivan 6C,7B
red feather lakes / swoosh area
bit of hard crimping. perhaps 6.
***
07/03/17
the wind below
Joe's Valley
watched internet vids for 6 months and was somewhat psyched. just a bit. luck o the irish. sneel and tj flashed as well. litz walked trent's mom and beyond life. he's back on the wagon and enjoying hisself.
***
07/03/17
feels like grit
Joe's Valley
techy and beta intensive for me. hideous warm up. the beginning of my bonk in the morning of day one which lasted for the whole hot temps trip [piling on the excuses here]
**
07/01/14
pointless [var] / zero impact
morrison
st: orig helicopter/kneebars of otis... trav through and up breshers'. drop down move at copter and short guy bumps very burly for me... felt solid, but could be easier for lanky fools? big toe still not fully thawed after 14 hours and 2 hot showers. SO COOLLLLDDDD. ...i guess pointless is supposed to end up 'airport' slopers.
**
07/01/14
reduced impact
morrison
point of impact,but starting at matched undercling and using horrible slot crimp on first move instead of triangle pinch or sidepull. 9degrees.
**
06/11/26
toucan
red feather lakes - ceremonies
Second GO
really great rfl line... crimpy steep swing move to perfect jug.
***
06/11/26
dootie free / ben's crumblewood lowball roof simul
red feather lakes - ceremonies
boulder uphill a bit before the ceremonies parking at the road block...other cool lines, but lots o guano
*
06/11/26
in the meantime
red feather lakes - ceremonies
FA
crimpy semi-substantial belly just up from pinhead. first known ascent, but ben cleaned it a while back. could be easier, but harder than pinhead due to crimp campus/lockoffs
**
06/11/26
crimp eliminate - lunge of fun
red feather lakes - ceremonies
hard for me. v? eliminate that uses thin crimps to climb to apex of lip. many tries.
*
06/11/25
tractor beam
Poudre Canyon
new talus line w/ great moves
***
06/11/19
wonderland roof
castlewood - wonderland
first known ascent. adjacent bldr to wonderland bldr. way burly tension moves. 8? dirty and hard to tell.
*
06/10/22
little debbie arete
carter lake
good tension. celo beta. satisfying.
***
06/10/22
doughboy / dough boy
carter lake
'lower' start. very skin friendly highball w/ consistent tension all the way.
***
06/10/22
doughface
carter lake
hideously painful at end of day. climbs center of tallest face until highest vertical seam, then left to jug and roll around cheater finish to safety.
*
06/10/14
dulcinea 7A+,7B
flatirons
looks dirty, but climbs so well. a tall classic w/ diversity.
***
06/10/14
spring loaded 7A+,7B
flatirons
fun tension moves to dynamic toss. read: I DID A DYNO, FOOLS!!!!11 [whilst celo flash-lapped it]
**
06/10/07
hume problem [stand]
hevans
finally. st: separate thin crimps at ~4.5ft. sit is retarded.
**
06/10/07
faith in chaos
Mt. Evans
FA
eliott's talus cave arete. good movement. bad landing dab potential = rmnp line? maybe 8.
**
06/10/01
seth's line [trav]
vedauwoo
FA
crowd trav into seth's line
**
06/09/30
gandolf 7A,7B
Poudre Canyon
classic highball. ben6/felt8
***
06/09/23
scrawny
Joe's Valley
contrived traverse [skips some higher finger jugs] w/ surprisingly tense and fun moves.
**
06/09/10
the fang [rufus? original version]
evergreen / stagecoach
Hard
contived compared to direct finish, but adds some pump and funk. third area for the day.
**
06/08/27
born defeated [sds] / zoller bulge [sds]
flatirons - bulge boulder
start on powerful hollow flake, bust to off-positioned jug, tension, then continue. heard: sds FA.
***
06/08/26
cobble project [sds]
flagstaff - pebble wall
tic tac attacticks. bit contrived, bit of a horrorshow topout, but pleasurable.
***
06/08/20
diamonds on the soles of your shoes / decaria's pr
allenspark / pierson / lower big three
sitstarting25ftproblems4lyfe. salo's idea. solidified v7 grade due to pump for upper crux.
***
06/08/20
problem #7 - neuticles
allenspark / pierson / lower big three/sidecar
FA
st: undercling crimps, cross big to poor sloping hold, swing out to RH jug..up from there as for prob8
**
06/08/19
sea of the beast [pure dyno var.]
swissco
pure dyno from low foot chip. harder than six for me, but maybe 6+. doesn't really matter. the only thing that matters is artifically boosting my v7 list. STOCKIN UP LIKE Y2K, CLOWNS!!!!
***
06/08/19
wild and wooley / wild and wolley
swissco
v? maybe easier but felt hard to all involved on this day. bit contrived, but good stone and features.
**
06/08/13
red sky
crested butte / skyland
better and more difficult than it looks.
***
06/08/12
atomic / tick fever
crested butte / skyland
Second GO
bachelor outing drunkard session: NO SLEEP FOR YOU! sent before 5am; whole boulder before dawn. botched start on warm up burn, then first go.
***
06/08/06
ted's hole [center var.]
castlewood - ted's cave
st: deep in center, big move to sloping pod, crazy no-dab tension w/ bicycles + toe hooks, finish ted's hole trav., proper.
**
06/08/06
after berthoud?
castlewood - berthoud cave
finally! burly tension for me. mosdef harder than v6. almost sent marquess trav. before evil rain/lightning storm epic.
***
06/08/05
golden ice [proper]
RMNP
brilliant line. crazy crimp tension crux w/ highstep.
06/07/31
little devil
castlewood - font slabs behind 'the slab'
Hard
one move wonder. evil thin L. gaston crimp and R. fingernail sidepull crimp, establish, thrutch for sloping lip.
*
06/07/29
goodman's / pat's arete [right var.][sds]
Mt. Evans
good mental focus prob.
***
06/07/29
snow white [after break]
hevans
the incut on pink/snow broke to become a flat sloping jug. does not change either climb much at all. spotter touch.
**
06/07/22
colt 45 [after break?]
RMNP / left of stars+stripes
repeat. heard broke. foot? seemed about the same skipping missing? left foot.
*
06/07/22
chad's crack /old chub [not chad's name]
RMNP / left of riddles
fun/worth doing. maybe 5/6ish for me?
*
06/07/16
rawhide
Mt. Evans
FA
wicked. start on all dogs, turn the lip after the jug w/ a difficult mantle, then a very thin, scary slab. i cleaned the slab. FA confirmed.
***
06/07/15
waiting room
RMNP / chaos
somewhat committing and fun.
**
06/07/15
the barndoor problem
RMNP / emerald - innersanctum cove
funky sloping corner w/ insane tension. thanks dewell.
**
06/07/11
fang direct
evergreen/stagecoach / horn/fang boulder
many tries. oppositional sds>direct exit. props to rufus.
***
06/06/22
R>L redwall traverse
Flagstaff / redwall
good moves. told7. i just don't know anymore.
**
06/06/22
traverse into varney
Flagstaff / redwall
good powerful moves. vnoidea.
**
06/06/20
giving berthoud [sloper extension var.]
castlewood / berthoud cave
kinda cool tension roof v?
*
06/05/22
first overhang [sds][after break]
Flagstaff
sds adds nothing. stand is 7.
**
06/05/21
the other kind travers
RMNP
Second GO
trav R>L into the kind. fun.
**
06/05/21
belcer's roof [sds]
rmnp -facing kind, middle roof
Second GO
worthy. crack>roof>face exit R
***
06/05/20
dark horse 7A+,7B,7B+
g-pass
one of the best in the front
***
06/05/17
hobble cobble [lowest sds]
castlewood
hot weakday session.
**
06/05/13
chiller / chill style [left]
elevenmile
great till funky left exit. r?
***
06/05/10
undercling overhang [sds]
castlewood-morning sun bldr
kinda cool. tense slab exit.
**
06/05/06
crazy cody 7A+,7B
Poudre Canyon
amazingly cut arete
***
06/05/06
jousting lefter [trav.]
Poudre Canyon
sds:jousting>trav crimpsL>exit
**
06/04/30
they call him jordan [var.] / they call him spud
Joe's Valley
brilliant static method.
***
06/04/30
save yourself [left var.]
Joe's Valley
very spooky top out.
***
06/04/29
external tulips
Joe's Valley
sharp and insecure at lip
**
06/04/23
the main line
Poudre Canyon
fierce+balancy. hard:looksEZ!
**
06/04/23
left of main line [sds]
Poudre Canyon
fierce and awkward
**
06/04/23
wrath into sport [extension]
Poudre Canyon
FA
heady line. old man made me.
***
06/04/22
rasta font trainer 7A+,7B
Poudre Canyon
temp. dependent sloper lock
*
06/04/19
trash incinerator
castlewood ranch - the cave
FA
great moves. so dirty+chossy
**
06/04/18
fierce little face
castlewood - dehind the slab
Hard
thin crimps w/evil false lip8?
**
06/04/16
chugging syrup
penitente
FA
great stone. devious moves.
**
06/04/16
lola
penitente
l>r trav. into prod's pockets
**
06/04/15
forever and sunsmell
penitente
burly gaston/highsteppa
**
06/04/11
mighty mite prow
castlewood - dehind the slab
very steep+tense. tiny.
**
06/04/09
shadow of death
Joe's Valley
Soft
but pumpy. flash w/rehearsedTO
**
06/04/09
golden plates
Joe's Valley
Hard
insane beta + techniques
***
06/04/09
anatomy act
Joe's Valley
tense arete. blitzed it w/beta
***
06/04/08
boux problem [sds]
Joe's Valley
the stand is classic. sds? eh.
**
06/04/08
stompin hippies
Joe's Valley
ok sds w/ eliott no-dab beta.
**
06/04/03
scrappy little arete [sds]
castlewood- near the slab
tense through the thin. vee?
**
06/03/25
marquess arete
ute pass - ant can/pipe
quite fun tension prob.
***
06/03/18
burning spear
socorro - box
burly tension. zilla killed me
***
06/03/12
tombstone /aka/ pocket pussy
castlewood -new corp playgroud
tweaker, but good. straight uphill from 3rd wooden bridge on inner canyon trail... after trailside overhang and before stream boulders or berthoud cave
***
06/03/05
so wrong 7B,7B+
Flagstaff
TALL. wickedTJbeta:sketch heel
***
06/03/05
gleteus maximus
Flagstaff
fierce turd. offroute knee.
*
06/03/04
scuba steve 6C,6C+,7A,7A+,7B
Poudre Canyon
dynamic slap from undrclng v?
**
06/02/25
want egg [sds, direct exit]
eldorado-rincon
FA
exit up slab. tick tack tech.
**
06/02/19
hebro sausage [right]
Hueco Tanks
Second GO
move into LH pinch,then up+L
**
06/02/18
roughage 6C+,7A+,7B,7B+
Hueco Tanks
world-class and proud
***
06/02/17
nurse rachet
Hueco Tanks
Second GO
powerful crimping.
**
06/02/17
Stegasaur 7A,7A+,7B,7B+,7C
Hueco Tanks
Second GO
great feature, great cheat
**
06/02/17
chris' arete
Hueco Tanks
Soft
certainly worth doing
**
06/02/12
whale boulder right [lunge]
red feather lakes -whale bldr
soo hard for me, ben.
**
06/02/12
bueno bueno roof
red feather lakes-whale bldr
FA
burly crimping. lame cheatfoot
**
06/01/15
electric fight
castlewood
FA
one fierce move
**
06/01/02
electric lunge
castlewood-ElecKite5ftLofarete
for me. FINALLY. ezr if tall?
**
05/12/31
scary monsters left
castlewood
Hard
FINALLY! crisp. good moves v8?
***
05/12/26
distance overhang [sds]
castlewood - font
mabe ezr, but tweaky for me
**
05/12/11
monkey shot
castlewood
static. alone and scared at TO
**
05/11/27
when i learned to grovel 6C,7B,7B+
ibex
Second GO
power/tension mini roof. fun.
**
05/11/26
kangaroo meat
ibex - topus
Second GO
fun mini roof to tall ez arete
**
05/11/25
blue flowers 7A+,7B,7B+
ibex
favorite on boulder
***
05/11/25
white arete 7A+,7B,7B+,7C
ibex
Second GO
area classic
***
05/11/25
thing one 7B,7B+
ibex
evil intermediates helped me
***
05/11/24
eric's v9
moab / big bend
sds>okcrimps. correct prob?
**
05/11/24
gill start arete [blocktop]
moab / big bend
fierce. inscribed: 'legalese'
**
05/11/24
left hand of darkness
moab / big bend
wierd.
**
05/11/20
sloper problem [low] [elim]
garden of the gods / snake pit
st:match crimp>slopr>pinches
***
05/11/19
main hang
sacred cliffs / green mountain
celoface kung fu
**
05/11/19
socrates overhang [r. sds]
sacred cliffs / green mountain
burly. st:10ft R.on edge,match
***
05/11/13
rock table blunt arete [sds]
ute pass - upper ant can/pipe
sharp crystals, great moves
**
05/11/13
ship's prow [lower stand]
ute pass - ship's prow
proper top out. blew brknSDSX2
***
05/11/06
burning bush
vedauwoo - central
fierce midgit tensionfest
*
05/11/05
holy helke
needle peak
unique moves. powerful lowball
**
05/10/29
left of herbacious...
ute pass - crack in the woods
desperate nipples top out
**
05/10/29
right of cool cuts [sds]
ute pass - ships prow area
burly sds> aesthetic tall face
***
05/10/29
powerchoss traverse
ute pass - ships prow area
Second GO
great moves/powercross. v6?
***
05/10/29
diagonal tension prob [sds]
ute pass - reservation area
FA
? R to L. pumpy and techy
**
05/10/29
brickerhoff cave
ute pass - reservation area
Hard
hueco-like crimps>fun top. v8?
***
05/10/15
driven to distraction
rmnp - lonestar
FA
?crimpy fun traverse R>L V7+?
***
05/10/08
hasta en fuego
Poudre Canyon
FA
tension lock off
***
05/10/08
tsunami
poudre -420s
TENSION!!pinch will break
**
05/10/02
barbed wire 6B+,7A,7B
vedauwoo
classic/scary/2moves!? hard4me
***
05/10/01
good vibrations 7B,7B+
vedauwoo
very fun choss roof v?
**
05/10/01
good vibrations [extension #1]
vedauwoo
st: at tree.
**
05/09/25
p-diddy
allenspark - bunce school rd
pretty cool blunt arete
***
05/09/18
tree jack [sds]
allenspark - bunce school rd.
tall crimpfest w/BL. ez w/ape.
**
05/09/14
scary monsters traverse
castlewood
frigid dawn patrol=no snakes
***
05/09/11
banshee
black hills - old baldy
Second GO
great holds! dirtburgler
***
05/09/11
ghost town litigant
black hills - old baldy
horizontal groveling
**
05/09/11
sky pager
black hills - old baldy
delicate sloper BURLFEST!
***
05/09/10
modus chode
black hills - sylvan
reach issues.
**
05/09/10
midget molester
black hills - sylvan
burly problem
***
05/09/10
dave the evangilist
black hills - iron mtn.
vicious footwork.
**
05/08/14
the kind [sds]
RMNP
sds:bit right. adds drain 6+?
**
05/07/21
the distance
castlewood
Trav
hard after 100deg. high
**
05/07/19
trials and errors 7A+,7B
castlewood
hasset's burly lockoff prob
**
05/07/17
goodman arete [sds]
hevans
pumpfest to spicy tall lockoff
***
05/07/16
tree swing / colt 45
RMNP
L of s&s. dumpy but great fun
**
05/07/14
dine alone [extension]
castlewood
trave to nose direct exit.
**
05/07/06
pocket full of hate
castlewood: font: cliffband
mini roof to 3pckt face
**
05/07/06
bulge direct [sds]
castlewood: font: cliffband
sds on LH football cobble and RH on sharp shallow sloping sidepull thing...tension moves out dirtburgler roof then tension up bulge locking off sloping crimps w/o juggy layback to the right
**
05/06/28
soice in a blender 7A+,7B
castlewood
best buttdrag choss trav. EVAR
*
05/06/24
super mario 7B,7B+
castlewood
Second GO
gruelling top out. V?
*
05/06/23
the nose [right]
castlewood
so much lightning, bit of rain
***
05/06/21
kate winslet [extension]
castlewood
adds crimps + iron cross
**
05/04/17
cookie monster arete [elim.]
Poudre Canyon
lame fun. bit o tree dab.
*
05/04/07
trailside v7
eldorado-rincon
wicked. stole my fingerprint.
***
05/03/27
flying spoon [var]
morrision
celo's orig. recipie=bit hardr
***
05/03/12
napster
yg
FA
looks cake. is not. v?
**
05/03/12
greatest story ever told [low]
yg
looks cake. is not. v?
**
05/03/05
the hermitage
boulder canyon
Trav, FA
they're up there...lurking
**
05/02/27
flashed flood
clear creek-sonic youth
top out at apex
***
05/02/27
high waters
clear creek-sonic youth
full bag of tricks
**
05/02/26
belladonna
big elk meadows
not worth search
*
05/02/19
mavericks traverse
clear creek canyon
no spotter=crappants
**
05/02/12
red mosquito
st.vrain-elysium
thin + got thinner
*
05/02/12
red mosquito [var]
st.vrain-elysium
straight up finish
*
05/02/10
angry man [var]
estes-lumpy ridge
sds right, fin. left
**
05/02/09
mrs. clairol
morrison
no sticky residue
*
05/02/09
dirty rev. tendo
morrison
no var. left undone
*
05/02/07
smurf st.+rev.tendo
morrison
cure for comm cold?
**
05/02/05
ooze pig
Flagstaff
burly lockoff elim.
*
05/01/15
staticrightelim.prow
horsetooth res.
will static'd moon
**
05/01/09
giving berthoud[var]
crumblewood
fun. whatever.
*
05/01/08
kahuna [right exit]
carter lake
insane wind. *s
**
05/01/08
dirty jordan
morrison
low ledge sds. beer.
**
05/01/08
static jordan
morrison
heel+locktensionfest
**
05/01/01
sgt. woody
carter lake
rockytop finish
*
04/12/12
cephalic index
Clear Creek Canyon
i felt so weak today
**
04/12/01
marcelo's madness
millennium
blood drops froze
**
04/11/22
trailside overhang
eldorado-east draw
worthy distraction
**
04/11/15
calmer than you dude
st.vrain-dead man's
FA fussy fun bitch
**
04/11/15
swervedriver
st.vrain-dead man's
FA L sds > f.t.d.
**
04/11/13
silent storm
millennium
FA:thndrhd L. finish
**
04/11/08
may cause blindness
st.vrain-dead man's
FA burly underclings
**
04/11/04
thunderhead
millenium
FA:link c.d.+p.c.
***
04/11/01
death by drowning 7A+,7B
morrison
or by freezing
*
04/10/27
angry dragon
boulder can-coney
tricky lowball
**
04/10/24
merlin [sds]
poudre-merlin
adie beta FLOWS
***
04/10/24
angry black man
poudre-black
L.ofBlack/reachissue
**
04/10/20
plush [after break]
flatirons-terrains
now: evil2fingerlock
**
04/10/18
spraypaintsilverback 7A+,7B
ape city
FA tension funk
**
04/10/18
anger beast 7A+,7B
ape city
demoralizingly fussy
*
04/10/18
200lb. gorilla
ape city
wicked pumped
**
04/10/18
hit hard tactics
boulder can-castle
FA? awkward crimping
*
04/10/17
process of belief
eldorado-rincon
vicious deadpoints
**
04/10/13
bongo traverse
fern canyon/bongo
wetjug/p.ivy in face
***
04/10/11
vibrator [lower]
red feather-parvin
cleaned. bit lower
*
04/10/04
simian adventure low
ape city
crimp campus start
*
04/10/02
deathco nation
cloud nine
fierce and friable
**
04/10/02
brand new low
cloud nine
FA. sanctuary arete
*
04/10/02
brand new lower
cloud nine
FA choss sds 7/8
*
04/09/29
one cigarette =murdr
eldorado-rincon
mid.sds. worthhike?
*
04/09/27
the system
morrison south
elim. top of hill
**
04/09/26
locust annihilator
cloud nine
classy direct finish
***
04/09/23
flaming amigo
estes/lumpy
flaming fingers v8?
**
04/09/23
sloperglomcrimp prob
estes/lumpy
r. of jaws downclimb
*
04/09/22
sleeper/sasha's roof
flagstaff-red wall
burly choss v8?
*
04/09/20
sap [stand]
estes/lumpy
st: roof match
**
04/09/14
shelf block right
flatirons--bear can.
sharp! r. of tears
*
04/09/13
gunslinger
ape city
lil heady and fun
**
04/09/13
see no evil [cheat]
ape city
mid. rail+exit right
**
04/09/11
zorro arete
hevans
right of zorro
*
04/09/11
random progression
hevans
jump start slopers
**
04/09/10
wicked sloper prob.
morrison south
very cool. in alcove
**
04/09/01
may cause blindness
st.vrain-dead man's
04/08/30
freedom [var]
boulder canyon-falls
st w/toehook on lip
**
04/08/25
hyperion probiscus
lions den
my knee held out ok
**
04/08/25
egg roof
lions den
evil texture
**
04/07/26
helicopter direct 7A+,7B
morrison
elim.
*
04/07/08
cloudshadow trav low
Flagstaff
elim. vexingdihedral
*
04/07/06
that way madnesslies
vedawoo
oppositional Aframe
***
04/06/28
full wisdom sim.
morrison
drainmaster
**
04/06/20
upper fatlady
RMNP
poor consolation
*
04/06/20
short arete near s+s
RMNP
justpasts+s,slappy
*
04/06/16
jaded 7A,7B
conifer cave
also long + steep
**
04/06/12
the dali 6C,7A+,7B,7B+,7C
Mt. Evans
classic. original start: LH horizontal crimp; RH lowest gaston
***
04/06/02
trailside bulge[sds]
arch rocks
thinUndrcln>crmp>jug
***
04/06/01
30th birthday roof 7A,7B
Flagstaff
short guy trickery
**
04/06/01
30th birthday trav.
Flagstaff
unique rest
*
04/05/30
the offering
black hills
sealion mating dance
*
04/05/26
capps face[mid.line]
boulder can./graham
thin/easier if tall?
**
04/05/23
UK hockey night 7A+,7B
camp dick
solid. terror top
***
04/05/23
hold your fire
camp dick
tricky/R.ofUK,sameTO
***
04/05/21
curmudgeon
flagstaff-alcove
CG line/non-elim var
**
04/05/12
realkungfumassacreSD
Niagara glen
sdsFA? worthy!
***
04/04/19
southern bulge dirct
flagstaff-frnt ofRed
miserable sds/burly!
*
04/04/17
unknown dyno sds
poudre-wave wall
sds. dyno->sloper
**
04/04/17
unknown crimp face
poudre-wave wall
SharpCrimpsAboveRock
**
04/04/14
left bulge direct 7A+,7B
Flagstaff
elim. all r.of crack
**
04/04/04
bob's bulge
Flagstaff
burlier than j.right
**
04/03/28
balanceinnature[sds]
flatirons
adds barndoor move
**
04/03/25
hobo cave traverse 7B,7B+
Flagstaff
great techy moves
**
04/03/25
left hobo [sds]
Flagstaff
really cool, dirty
***
04/03/25
right hobo [sds]
Flagstaff
sdsFA, funkygood
***
04/03/15
apparition
black hills
sdsFA, chip's vision
*
04/02/22
New Religion 6c+,7a,7a+,7b,7b+,7c,7c+6c+,7a,7a+,7b,7b+,7c,7c+
Hueco Tanks
bigmoves,biggerholds
***
04/02/21
winking jesus 7A+,7B,7B+
Hueco Tanks
big spans, stiff
**
04/02/17
oxman arete [stand]
flagstaff-capstan
big dp-gstnORpkt v8?
***
04/02/15
north face traverse
flag-bksd of m.cosmo
v9 w/o hip scuff?
*
04/02/08
obscure overhang
flagstaff-nr.mky.trv
shocktherapyforback
**
04/01/17
the cheat 7A,7B
Black Hills
steep haul,backslap!
**
04/01/17
polywogs
Black Hills
crimpy bulge w/ toss
*
04/01/17
righthand isosceles
Black Hills
reachy vert. face
**
04/01/11
cryptic magician 7A+,7B
Flagstaff
funky bulge, v?
**
03/12/29
little tree 7A,7A+,7B
Niagara glen
great. not v9,not v6
***
03/12/29
mighty mitges 7A+,7B
Niagara glen
good find. clean
***
03/12/29
under direct rule 7A+,7B
Niagara glen
powerful lockoff
**
03/12/19
anti-hero
Niagara glen
campus crimps
*
03/12/19
the stand [sds]
Niagara glen
thin w/big deadpoint
***
03/12/19
chameleon...
Niagara glen
r.of stand, not v9
03/12/19
stand [left]
Niagara glen
fairly independent
*
03/12/04
chubby bunny 7A+,7B
freight train
clutch.
***
03/12/01
mongolian cosmonaut 7B,7B+,7C+
Flagstaff
st: sloper+pod, v8?
**
03/11/28
get down on it 7A+,7B
triassic
power deadpoint
***
03/11/28
gime 7A+,7B
triassic
rehearsedTO flash
*
03/11/25
cave route[left sds]
castlewood-font
lockoffs +funky toss
***
03/11/12
halley's comet
flatirons-upper sats
practice for r.scale
*
03/11/09
gill problem
arthurs-downhillofCB
sharp pinchs,dirtyTO
*
03/10/30
leaning pressure
morrison--wisdom
oppstnlslpr,areasoft
**
03/10/24
tiger woods 7A+,7B,7B+
castlewood
slopersmack+bicycle
**
03/10/24
berthod hips
castlewood
burly! hook and tug
**
03/10/18
snizzle sticks
rmnp--KB boulder
balancy off the dirt
*
03/10/16
chucky cheese
Clear Creek Canyon
big crimpy deadpoint
**
03/10/12
seul avec dieu
black hills-oldbaldy
betastreamteameffort
***
03/10/11
the scab
black hills-thimble
gill's cheese grater
*
03/09/20
sun up to sun down
vedawoo--dungeon
tall + oppositional
***
03/09/10
hobble cobble 7A+,7B
castlewood
nuckingofuts funkyTO
***
03/09/10
punani 7A+,7B,7B+,7C
castlewood
ultraclassicanywhere
***
03/08/19
splatt
castlewood!!!
ugly rock, goodmoves
**
03/08/13
potato chip 7A+,7B,7C
RMNP / Chaos Canyon
headgames, told7
**
03/07/31
nogoko 7A+,7B
Niagara glen
committing lockoffs
**
03/07/31
shadow boxing [var.]
Niagara glen
cheater variationV8?
**
03/07/26
frisco buttress
roadside frisco
easy after59bad seq.
**
03/07/20
the rose
vedavoo-coyote?
survival climbing
***
03/07/20
unknown sds. face
snowy mtn bldr
hard dp start
**
03/07/11
r.of gobot, low st.
RMNP / Chaos Canyon
adds to the pump
**
03/07/09
burning mud
three sisters
powerroof,reachy 8?
**
03/07/05
unknownmidgitlowball
poudre-shootingrange
7ft of sds crimpage
*
03/07/04
perch 7A,7A+,7B
Poudre Canyon
v6? nope.
***
03/07/04
crusher 7A,7A+,7B,7B+
Poudre Canyon
v5? kiss my ass
***
03/07/04
scarface 7A,7A+,7B
Poudre Canyon
v6?...more hostility
***
03/07/01
disembowler
Clear Creek Canyon
subtlepowerroof
**
03/06/29
the tilt 7B,7B+
Poudre Canyon
power cross, likely8
***
03/06/29
ontrailbtw tilt/main
Poudre Canyon
aretesds-funkymantle
**
03/06/23
mr. whimpy 7A+,7B
RMNP
fun power reaches
***
03/06/23
unknown roof crack
RMNP
faces kind, grade?
***
03/06/21
mr. clean
camp dick
great toe hook
***
03/06/21
schwagg 7A+,7B
camp dick
sharp power, solid
**
03/06/21
ballin the jack-trav
camp dick
orig line= great
***
03/06/21
middleareaunknown
camp dick
r.face, crimp line
**
03/06/14
the horror
elysium
FA, grade?
**
03/06/14
big wednesday trav.
elysium
FA, orig prob=better
**
03/06/07
right finger sds
Flagstaff
powercross, grade?
**
03/06/07
pocket roof sds
flagstaff-candelarea
aftercratering, grd?
**
03/05/31
red wall direct 7A+,7B
Flagstaff
precision deadpoint
**
03/05/31
arrowhead?
ute pass
greatHBarete,grade?
**
03/05/28
tall man shut down 7A,7B
Flagstaff
historical elim.
**
03/05/26
first overhang 6C,6C+,7A,7A+,7B
Flagstaff
after breaking,solid
***
03/05/26
masochism tango
Flagstaff
i heard 7, not bad
**
03/05/20
mangler jr.
Niagara glen
beta rich
*
03/05/20
gulag 7A,7A+,7B
Niagara glen
strong pulling
**
03/05/20
roughneck 7A+,7B
Niagara glen
too much seepage
*
03/05/19
royale w/ cheese
Niagara glen
v7/8, funky power
***
03/05/19
girlsofcheep-t-vegas
Niagara glen
devious runt
*
03/05/19
life o'rielly
Niagara glen
solid at 7
***
03/05/03
miserlou
elysium
FA, grade?
***
03/04/28
deseret sds
millenium
solid
**
03/04/12
betadine solution
big elk
FAdirty and powerful
**
03/03/09
unknown (r.ofbigboy)
joe's--area51
cool but contrived
*
03/03/09
phoney baloney trav.
joe's--area51
enduro, mid version
***
03/03/08
unknown traverse
joe's--mansize
uphill from s&b
03/03/02
babyface 6C,7A+,7B,7B+,7C
Hueco Tanks
aesthetic, favorite
***
03/03/01
left el murray (sds)
Hueco Tanks
thin tension
***
03/03/01
my tan 7A+,7B
Hueco Tanks
no deathchoss topout
**
03/03/01
gloria 7A,7A+,7B,7B+,7C
Hueco Tanks
fun crux, too short
*
03/03/01
no wonder 7A+,7B
Hueco Tanks
deceptively tricky
**
03/02/28
Daily Dick Dose 6B+,7A+,7B
Hueco Tanks
fun dropknee
**
03/02/28
Center El Murray sds
Hueco Tanks
good addition
***
03/02/22
first overhang sds 6C+,7B
Flagstaff
sds+trav to classic
**
03/02/22
alcove dyno 7A+,7B
Flagstaff
fun powerstep grade?
***
03/02/17
cannibal dance
millenium block
standstart, felt v8!
**
03/01/26
last resort 7A+,7B
arthurs rock
sds,roof,face TO
***
03/01/19
godzilla
arthurs rock
low crux,tall fun TO
***
02/12/07
daysofwhiningposers
Carter Lake
tall thin reachy
**
02/12/05
41st street 7A+,7B,7B+
Clear Creek Canyon
tricky, v7/8, solo
***
02/11/30
runt
Joe's Valley
awkwardness king
*
02/11/29
big joe
Joe's Valley
tweakytwofingermove
*
02/11/09
dragon fire
big elk
reach! bit crumbly
*
02/10/25
unknown sds. roof
rmnp--suzuki area
bdlr.nxt.to.suzuki
**
02/10/01
tommy's arete
chaos canyon/RMNP
wickedfun commitment
***
02/10/01
germfreeadolescence
eldorado
left direct, solo
**
02/10/01
doctor slutpants
flatirons--ghetto
7/8 areaclassic solo
***
02/10/01
spam
Joe's Valley
delicate heelhook TO
***
02/10/01
big boy
Joe's Valley
apehanger,oldguideV8
***
02/10/01
portabella n'porcini
Joe's Valley
fun but inconsistent
*
02/09/01
gnarley tree
sacred cliffs
short and sharp
*
02/09/01
last overhang 7A+,7B
Flagstaff
FA, may break
***
02/09/01
girlfriend'sbackside
flatirons-satellites
one move, fun
*
02/07/01
star wars
gross res./damnation
quality prob, grade?
***
02/07/01
spaceman spiff
flatirons-satellites
FA, short + intense
*
02/06/01
plush
flatirons-terrains
short, will break
*
02/05/01
dr. mindbender
flatirons-satellites
FA, HB
*
02/04/01
tiki tiki man
gross res./damnation
3rd try
**
02/03/01
just right 7A,7A+,7B,7C
Flagstaff
classic
***
02/03/01
king conquerer trav
Flagstaff
pain and more pain
08/11/23
unknown 1
Poudre Canyon / greyrock roadside
left and low side of roof from jug, not using undercling crack, and long lock to crimps...hard for me. rmnp-like climbing. rock very similar to 'the big flip' at wild basin, which is NOT like the wild basin boulder
**
08/11/22
shortwalker
Poudre Canyon
PREEMPTIVE STRIKE: KISS MY ASS JEMERSON! contrived start of 'official' line is shortie killer. started on the obvious pinch jug w/ RH and LH lower. extremely fun and worthy from pinch start w/o any height dependent moves that i believe is a much more obvious beginning of this problem and a start that many folks can enjoy without the retardation of the "official" start. in project righteous indignation, cheating produces no guilt.
***
08/10/19
old balls
Newlin
the higher start to hayden's new technical hole that he agreed to consider valid to appease the old and rickety crowd... not a great looker, but very cool moves
**
08/10/19
signs of struggle
Newlin
FA
the killa beez project, but started w/ small left hand crimp right next and undercling rather than matched on undercling.... it's a height thing... this start was too funky for the tall, the match was too streatched out for the me/midget. i anticipate that shorties will use my start and lanky bitches will use the more obvious matched start that hayden was close to, though he couldn't establish on the wall from my start. much ado...
**
08/10/18
7 dollar crack rock
RMNP / upper
little cave line on back side of large block immediately uphill from dead raccoon block... starts deep and finishes through a burly little layback crack system. chorvat's line.
*
08/10/15
Santos on Mom's Command
Flagstaff
the most direct exit to stranger than friction, but still awkward, so still a tad less classy than pulp friction. easier?
***
08/10/15
Doctrine of Equivalents
Flagstaff
stranger than friction, but w/ bit of lip traversing to top out on jugs... the best top out version to the betterment of the entire line; bit scary in the dark. easier?
***
08/10/12
the big flip
RMNP / wild basin / finch lake trail parking
about 60 yards diagonally right of the parking for what i think was the finch lake trail. might be v7ish or 6ish.. my radar is off. pit stop while playing sightseeing guide for mom. was dry on the overhung face despite 2in of snow... wet jugs to top out. jug sds > huge high foot to stab to dual slot pockets [crux] then diagonally up great incuts. spectacular line, but must be a bit weary of some holds. r.fields line.
***
08/10/04
man of constant sorrow
Mt. Evans / b
cool compression bulge climbing, but sharp stone just down from futurama/deathclause
*
08/10/04
wayne manor
Mt. Evans / b
big move from crips above a poor landing on proj bldr further up from hume bldr. clean, but sharp... straightforward; maybe 6, but it is a difficult crux move
**
08/09/27
pinch overhang dyno
Horsetooth
establish on wall and dyno instead of traditional jump start... told v7 and seems fair. a VERY classic boulder problem this way. very happy to finally do this one despite the blazing heat... kinda made up for "progress" but essential ass-kicking by moon arete at 7:45am.
***
08/09/15
battaglia's bottom
Flagstaff
contrived, but good, fierce moves. tried hard, but on coffee v. dayquil headfunk, so v?
*
08/09/14
finger on the steel [sds]
Newlin
FA
after nearly breaking my face when breaking low left sidepull... up to fatty sloping right sidepull first from sds rail, then up. killabeez.
*
08/09/13
holywood cole
Newlin
FA
was the full pineapple express traverse proj., but that's just my interpretation. of the situation.
**
08/09/13
rahula
Newlin
fantastic hayden line.
***
08/09/13
nick and austin's trailside sloper line
Newlin
wicked lowball w/ immaculate rock... slam dunk move from the heel/hand rail makes it sevenish... told v4-9.
***
08/09/06
logical terminus
RMNP
potato chip extension, as per silven. pumpy but good fun.
**
08/08/24
freaky friday 7B,7B+
RMNP
[end of freaks of the industry from low start] cool first two moves, then tick tack doom. thanks to jemerson for move-by-move beta for chalkless and sun-slick finish crimps.
*
08/08/23
next to nothing sds
Mt. Evans
FA
the real start from a low crimp and higher pinch crimp on left facing diagonal rail. start w/ heel hook above right hand and cross over to higher start hold. very unique move, but many will hate, hence the other start. i enjoyed it. YES I EXPLODOMACATED the start hold of SALAD TOSS and robbed myself of the send. phil later did all the crux moves into equitos from the heinous left-over sloper start, but had to drop off equitos due to rain soak above, so, it still goes.
**
08/08/10
toe to toe 7B,7B+
Flatirons / satellites
very fun and classy mini roof line; a great addition for certain. v? southern kids said hard 7 and it was a bit easier than turning point, which i repeated to check. i suppose it comes down to the right heel hook so shoes may make a huge difference? in any event, very psyched about it.
***
08/07/27
chuck's slab
Guanella pass
very thin crimp start and stab to slimpers. did two ways; original beta solid at 7. on maybe the third block into the main area, facing upcanyon.
*
08/07/27
ninja pony - shorty
Guanella pass
way harder for the shorties. i did it two ways... the go-again is v5, but the left hand cross through beta makes it solid at 7, i think.
*
08/07/19
the toolshed
RMNP
the spark for my day's psych
**
08/06/29
little ruffian
RMNP / wild basin
FA
retarded, yet fun and powerful mini cave
*
08/06/29
tj's heel hook problem
RMNP / wild basin
lefter sds. burly to committing mantle
**
08/06/22
the rapier
Mt. Evans / A, zorro boulder
6/21 start sitting on pedestel rock as for 'zorro' on too low holds, pop up to matched thin crimps and dyno sideways right to 'zorro arete' and finish. could't do it a couple years ago so v?
**
08/06/06
gap right 7A+,7B
Castlewood
from sds of standard, few traversing moves to burly sloping crimper match. if i'm climbing "well" or "strong" lately, this is at LEAST v7 despite temps and drunkkoredness. wasn't THAT hot. three stars for c-wood standards.
***
08/05/28
deep in dis-pear / minute bus
Castlewood / font
immediately downhill from bloodsport cave... evil little turd that seriously felt v9 to me. an old tj/celo/calrusso novelty. would be three stars if not so short and tweaky.
*
08/05/17
t-bone arete 7B,7B+
Poudre Canyon
evil nasty till the beta was sorted out, then fun [though a turd]
**
08/05/15
the keymaster
Clear Creek Canyon
Second GO
looks dumpy and contrived, but the movement is fairly wicked.
**
08/05/12
peasants into leaders 7A+,7B
Mt. Evans
Second GO
amazing highball with snow building up the landing for confidence... psyched on this. ander crush too
***
08/05/11
too many mind
Newlin
FA
nick's burly direct rig on pineapple block...terror slab could use more cleaning...big thanks to nick for streaming topout beta...saved my ass!
08/05/11
the orange wall
Newlin
super crazy jump beta... nick's satellite line that he crushed right after rylan. gave me some real grief.
08/05/07
gerbil [sds]
Castle wood / punani/creekbed
from matched on horizontal rail. techy wierd moves. celo's so close to his project!
**
08/05/07
gerbil [sds]
Castle wood / punani/creekbed
from matched on horizontal rail. techy wierd moves. celo's so close to his project!
**
08/05/04
rasta drop
Poudre Canyon
great surprise for the morning, horrid warmup. very compelling line and on my mind for a long while.
08/05/03
the great gumby
Newlin
hayden version took a real effort from me. haydenbagged? a better start to it, i think. looks nothing like it, but first move FEELS like fingerhut in motion and burl of stick
***
08/05/03
the downward spiral
Newlin
sit start as for ambithadahahaha, trav, finish finger on the steel. the sds to finger is not bad, but lame and will explode. have fun.
**
08/04/29
name pending
Castlewood / 9 lives boulder
first try, but did top once on tr when chaling holds. blunt tall arete on the left side of the 9 lives boulder.... name pending...cam cross/jason tarry line.. moves better than it looks... supposedly harder than double d dyno and folks had trouble with this compared to that, so ??
**
08/04/26
walk softly
Newlin
FA
aka wall of destiny project. excellent FA session w/ rylan, gatzke, and ander.
***
08/04/26
livin' on a prayer
Newlin
third ascent. a surprise. new beta; perfect temps.
***
08/04/26
last caress
Newlin
FA
traverse from finger on the steel through ambitatadahahahattatatat
**
08/04/20
pocket full of shenanagans
Castlewood / font
beer goggles like woah and it was STILL ugly! left, easier sit start of the bulge, traverse left and finish w/ pocket full of hate = the most unnecessary climb evar? frustrating session at millennium a few hours prior, but saw chuck repeat everything and met a nice foreign couple.
08/04/06
headbanger standard
Elevenmile / 11 mile canyon / spray cave
start deep in dihedral, traverse right side as for arete/prow version, but continue traversing right into some powerful moves at the corner to top out. seemed difficult for seven, but easier than tojo's original headbanger variation which does not use the huge foot ledge to the right and matches the gaston crimp to blast up. i couldn't smell it that way!
**
08/04/05
skywalker
Walker ranch
would be even better if you couldn't skip the crux by traversing in... good stone and good moves to sloping tall top out. i freaked out on the "it's OVER" top out. had to do evil crimpy lockoffs to do the bottom crux moves and could never use the 'good' hold due to height. ego crusher!
***
08/03/01
pinch arete [sds]
Elevenmile / murray boulders
Hard
compression with insane granite pinch to tall-ish and a bit insecure layback arete
***
08/02/10
deuto's traverse
Castlewood / inner-canyon / crystal method
3 days hard! guidebook v5 maybe appropriate for big wingspan folks, but honestly felt v8ish... had to give it my all! great finish to an early frigid recon session and hiking w/ my dad.
*
07/12/09
after berthoud [var.]
Castlewood
high 50s in the cave despite 20 even at parking lot! climb starting at left side of berthoud cave, ~6ft back under roof on horizontal jug, use the kneebar to come out of the first roof section, huge hantavirus huecos are off as per samet, climb out center of bathtub w/ big lockoff from good undercling and dynamic fall into another undercling before going up. a reminder: stars given for movement, irrespective of diminutive stature or heinous choss, which are both the case here.
**
07/11/11
finger on the steel
newlin
epic battle for me on wall of dispair. tj, hayden, and chuck pissed all over it, but i could not get to a key gaston and had to deadpoint off of heinous shit. felt as or more difficult than formula 50 to me. maybe i'll call mine an eliminate varition and take 15 points? felt good to finally snag the deadpoint though... totally invested in the move and loving climbing, epitomized.
**
07/11/03
the great gatzke [after break]
newlin
about the same difficulty as before and similar moves... techy balance was replaced with thug style... still fun. thanks for the great spots on my dynamic beta for the to [ander, hayden, jt, rich] hayden did a spooky high heel, low hand lockoff that i wanted to do but couldn't articulate the ankle in the brace to do. not sure which would be easier or less scary beta...
***
07/10/28
everbody's a victim
newlin
second ascent. very cool movement on this chuck traverse into 'little voice...' chossy in middle. one insane crux move and tons of fun moves = the hardest effort i've put forth at newlin. grade to be determined. coulda just been fatigued, but crux move is substantially more difficult than any one move on the nickness or otherwise
**
07/10/26
right guard
newlin
FA
old guard sds, rightward traverse on comfy incuts to juggy right arete line. good for a consolation prize or warm-down.
07/10/26
uncivilized
newlin
FA
sds arete L of old guard. very interesting and clutch explosion to lip jug from bunchyballofdoom position. chuckles actually had to try it a few times after flashing old guard sds. great day of inspired efforts. ugly duckling that needs more cleaning. again, great crux move, though.
07/10/26
two minutes for roughing
newlin
FA
short burly rig to underclings left of uncivilized, left of downclimb... was definitely clean when we 'found it', but necessary left hand hold exploded as soon as i weighted it... then did it again on a second effort... despite being clean, it does not seem to have been done due to exfoliation and boobytrapped explodopop holds. interesting power move, but very poor rock. could be six, but felt very powerful at the time.
07/10/20
the old guard [sds]
newlin
the sit moves made this soooo much harder for me than the stand! very worthy problem, just hope the stand start incut flake sticks around for the long-term... then, pavol-funded la casita victory birfday binge! nick/rick close on arete project! I USE EXCLAMATION POINTS !!!!!!! oh, and these lines are good, but in no way worth the drive and horrible hike. i will never go back ever ever to this pile of crap
07/10/13
megalodon
newlin
fully committed boot of doom ascent. [2nd ascent]. thanks byron! four star line. repeated a handful of times w/o boot subsequently and still satisfies. the best line of this area by far.
***
07/10/13
three barrel haai
newlin
FA
had to climb in new brace w/o boot of doom. committed! whatever. kinda lame. slightly traversing line left of megladon. we cleaned the hell out of it because of rampant choss. why is it that the weather sucks here every time i visit. eff this place.
*
07/10/13
the great gatzke
newlin
FA
gatzke cleaned this arete up. fun...if you think playing w/ turds is fun, idiot! you disgust me. i might just stop climbing alltogether.
*
07/10/13
the old guard
newlin
first known ascent. gatzke took out the dried flotsum from the creek overflow to reveal this one. he shoulda left it covered! i want my gas money back, colo springs effers. weird run-in with a frothing raccoon. that's the fourth one since i stared coming here. rabies or plague? i've got $5 bucks riding on it w/ byron. still won't get my gas money back.
*
07/09/24
smoke signals
elevenmile / 11 mile
BoD ascent. dyno from start to crystal sloper in seam and campus. fun to do, but short and grinds your skin like mad. prolly solid 7, but could be harder?; didn't get to try good beta before break to know if grade changed at all.
*
07/09/22
moped
rampart
moped: cause it's really fun, but you don't want anyone to see you on it! ha! could be easier, but took me many tries w/o any necessary left foot moves to blame. eliott crushed his sketchy slab and tall oppositional crack problem![immobilization boot/"Boot of Doom"/BoD ascent]
*
07/08/19
la reve de wills
RMNP / chaos
racing the rain. good mix of tech and thug styles. v?
**
07/08/18
wide-eyed maybe
hevans
FA
low start to blue eyed baby...awkward low start that traverses a few tense crimpy moves from the left. detracts stars from orig. line!
*
07/08/11
seams traverse
Montezuma
light granite slashface as you near the hummingbirds. bomber stone despite generally friable and dirty nature of the boulders in the area. fun, yet completely frustrating day at a new zone. then, rained out of evans on sunday before ever getting on the rock. urrgggghhh!
***
07/08/04
chocolate croissant 7A+,7B,7B+,7C
Mt. Evans
st: LH horizontal crimp, RH low sloper pinch.
*
07/08/04
chocolate croissant [sds]
Mt. Evans
got schooled earlier then one shot on the hike out for the day. tj crushed the SA of 'the last dance'!!
*
07/07/29
velvet revolver
g-pass / doublewide
Hard
powerful moves off thin sharp laser cut doom.
**
07/07/29
50lb mountain bike [lowest start]
g-pass
st: LH jug sidepull RH on foot hold... powerful stab and lockoff
**
07/07/28
feisty / animal [celo/tj ver.]
Clear Creek Canyon / sayersville
tj's start matched on undercling where dw started w/ RH. maybe still 8ish, but tad easier than other version b/c you go to the first edge RH. this one is closer to celo's original beta for this line, minus low moves off detached block. then, went to evans b and got schooled on gorillas AGAIN in the mist/humidity. RAGE!
***
07/07/21
mr. whimpy [sds] 7B,7B+7B,7B+
RMNP / emerald
rehab/no boot day 1. v? sit start on obvious horizontal ledge system right of the dihedral section of the kind and kind trav starts. three star movement, but contrived. chorvat and kev.brown had awesome first days!
**
07/07/21
low traverse into the kind
RMNP / emerald
rehab/no boot day 1. very hard for me; lower quality than the higher traverse into the kind. this low traverse negates some of the kind's stars. got killed on the kind traverse, but mcbrike is killing IT.
**
07/06/16
gimpshaw traverse
garden of the gods / snake pit
gimpmode squad reprazent! obvious start on jugs at first prow-like feature. traverse left staying low on crimps but using all feet until busting up to slopers and pocket before dropping low again for finish at arete. this is the second 2/3rds of dm's "crenshaw traverse." for me, same effort as i put forth for whispers. felt HARD. could easily be v7 w/ two feet; byron quoted v6.
**
07/06/09
i love dick 7A+,7B
camp dick
Second GO
a pretty good line. ravaged ankle send. couldn't push w/ left foot to do lower crack start.
***
07/05/22
CJoelMD
morrison
joel g's static version of cjmd using a right heel on the rail to lock off to RH crimps and the finish jug. could be morrison v6? opens up many possibilities for links, as usual
***
07/05/22
pork tendoLoin
morrison
pork soda start into reverse tendo [to "horn" = triangular block above bad landing]
***
07/05/20
immortality 7A+,7B
red cliff / klutergarden
a worthy #1 objective for the day. did it 3x for rockymountainhighball.com and tried 100% every time.
***
07/05/20
romeo 7A+,7B
red cliff / aircraft carrier
burly little rig. just left of star crossed... proper start: LH on blocky sidepull, RH on low sloping edge/pinch/nothingness. told 8, could be? three stars but for migitude.
**
07/05/20
cool arete 7A+,7B
red cliff / aircraft carrier
Second GO
proper mid sds [not jj invention]: LH lowest arete hold, RH on sloper rail. [traversing sds from right was quoted at 10]. great tension line requiring burl and sequential movement, but death choss finish detracts a star.
**
07/05/13
just a slow plush ride
flatirons / terrains
contrived traverse: start as for meatwhistle stay low on rail, bust plush moves to sloper pod, continue traversing right through sloping crimps w/ bomber feet; top out at shallow dihedral at the right of the wall. just cuz. was really psyched on bob boulder but big black bear wasn't psyched on our session or being barked at by kai.
*
07/05/12
geiman in a blender
newlin
great moves on this contrived hayden var. maybe v6, but hm's opinion gives me pause.
***
07/05/12
alarm clock awakening
newlin
FA
leftward variation of warm up roof. was very clutch for me, but could be easy in the cold or when heart not ready to explode? i enjoyed the moves; many would call it a pile.
**
07/05/06
stinky ass 6C,7A,7A+,7B,7B+
priest draw
Hard
so friggin clutch and burly for me. my eyes must have spurted blood twice.
***
07/05/05
puffer fish / pufferfish
priest draw
Second GO
two tries from the retarded skirt start. upper moves are well worth the detriment of the beginning.
***
07/05/05
captain insane-o-head
priest draw
Hard
dyno left of she lives. more about hanging on to the rocket-blender swing of doom than jumping. sent right after snow squall. situner so close!
***
07/05/05
meat eater / meateater
priest draw
Hard
interesting tension climbing. 3/4ths of carnivore, then bails out left to exit. the big move on carnivore was not happening on link. bummed. strangely frigid day, despite actual temp.
***
07/05/02
pointless 7A+,7B
morrison
finished it properly this time...doesn't add anything to the way i did it before... getting psyched on training links and contrivances again OH NO !!!111111122
**
07/04/29
going down swinging
vedauwoo / wrinkled rocks
FA
st: hip level RH undercling + LH evil high gaston in crack, burly match, and slap couple times left before stabbing jug and doing funky mantle. needs more cleaning up top and it'll be nice... can cheat start RH in high hold as sidepull/undercling, but makes it much easier. salo SA.
**
07/04/28
whispers arete
RMNP / emerald lake
really cool holds and worth a spin. tops out by trending left into whispers top out.
**
07/04/25
point and twist
morrison
pointless into mctwist as finish. felt harder, but i'm lame. fun beer sesh w/ salo, chuck, diggs, matt, pavlov, and annette.
**
07/04/21
chips
Joe's Valley
fun moves but takes a very indirect line. didn't try the left problem. the direct version of chips felt burly and cool. chuck flashed it.
**
07/04/15
velociraptor
flatirons
looks one star, climbs three. st: RH undercling, LH sidepull.
***
07/04/14
locked and loaded
flatirons
first known ascent. bad landing lowball one left of spring loaded. hard lockoff/deadpoint short guy crux to bunchy high foot tension tall guy crux = equitable. could be v8.
**
07/04/14
rennak's delight
flatirons
four star if start holds were at head height. dirt burgler w/ really fun moves and evil mantle. given 8, but felt the same as all the other 7s sent this weekend...???
***
07/04/14
pterodactyl
flatirons
looks v2 but was as hard for me as rennak's
*
07/04/14
ain't no layup
flatirons
eliott's insanely perfect static beta. climbs way better than it looks.
**
07/04/14
bulge boulder traverse [sds]
flatirons
sds as for born defeated sds and trav to the seam and around to finish on the far left v2
**
07/04/14
velocity dyno [mid]
flatirons
st: LH on shoulder height sidepull and RH on arete crimp 2ft below regular starting holds. adds a burl move and a half. sds seems ridiculous now, but can definitely go.
**
07/04/10
retar-ted traverse
castlewood
climb mini roof left of ted's cave, eliminating both aretes for your hands, at the lip cross over to the holds of ted's hole and traverse ted's hole normally through it's crux and finish. just playing around. negative three stars.
07/04/08
chained heat [sds]
buena vista
four stars from the normal start but for the pain factor. sit added a noticable bit of strain and pump for the dino.
***
07/04/01
hillside strangler [temporary adoptive name]
red feather lakes / swoosh
ben couldn't remember the name so i took liberties here. end of trip. funky squeeze moves. steals core.
**
07/04/01
treachery
red feather lakes / the refuge
FA
great boulder perched above great camping cove first discovered by minnesota colin. this is the crack problem that isn't. powerful, then balancy.
***
07/03/31
hurricane ivan 6C,7B
red feather lakes / swoosh area
bit of hard crimping. perhaps 6.
***
07/03/17
the wind below
Joe's Valley
watched internet vids for 6 months and was somewhat psyched. just a bit. luck o the irish. sneel and tj flashed as well. litz walked trent's mom and beyond life. he's back on the wagon and enjoying hisself.
***
07/03/17
feels like grit
Joe's Valley
techy and beta intensive for me. hideous warm up. the beginning of my bonk in the morning of day one which lasted for the whole hot temps trip [piling on the excuses here]
**
07/01/14
pointless [var] / zero impact
morrison
st: orig helicopter/kneebars of otis... trav through and up breshers'. drop down move at copter and short guy bumps very burly for me... felt solid, but could be easier for lanky fools? big toe still not fully thawed after 14 hours and 2 hot showers. SO COOLLLLDDDD. ...i guess pointless is supposed to end up 'airport' slopers.
**
07/01/14
reduced impact
morrison
point of impact,but starting at matched undercling and using horrible slot crimp on first move instead of triangle pinch or sidepull. 9degrees.
**
06/11/26
toucan
red feather lakes - ceremonies
Second GO
really great rfl line... crimpy steep swing move to perfect jug.
***
06/11/26
dootie free / ben's crumblewood lowball roof simul
red feather lakes - ceremonies
boulder uphill a bit before the ceremonies parking at the road block...other cool lines, but lots o guano
*
06/11/26
in the meantime
red feather lakes - ceremonies
FA
crimpy semi-substantial belly just up from pinhead. first known ascent, but ben cleaned it a while back. could be easier, but harder than pinhead due to crimp campus/lockoffs
**
06/11/26
crimp eliminate - lunge of fun
red feather lakes - ceremonies
hard for me. v? eliminate that uses thin crimps to climb to apex of lip. many tries.
*
06/11/25
tractor beam
Poudre Canyon
new talus line w/ great moves
***
06/11/19
wonderland roof
castlewood - wonderland
first known ascent. adjacent bldr to wonderland bldr. way burly tension moves. 8? dirty and hard to tell.
*
06/10/22
little debbie arete
carter lake
good tension. celo beta. satisfying.
***
06/10/22
doughboy / dough boy
carter lake
'lower' start. very skin friendly highball w/ consistent tension all the way.
***
06/10/22
doughface
carter lake
hideously painful at end of day. climbs center of tallest face until highest vertical seam, then left to jug and roll around cheater finish to safety.
*
06/10/14
dulcinea 7A+,7B
flatirons
looks dirty, but climbs so well. a tall classic w/ diversity.
***
06/10/14
spring loaded 7A+,7B
flatirons
fun tension moves to dynamic toss. read: I DID A DYNO, FOOLS!!!!11 [whilst celo flash-lapped it]
**
06/10/07
hume problem [stand]
hevans
finally. st: separate thin crimps at ~4.5ft. sit is retarded.
**
06/10/07
faith in chaos
Mt. Evans
FA
eliott's talus cave arete. good movement. bad landing dab potential = rmnp line? maybe 8.
**
06/10/01
seth's line [trav]
vedauwoo
FA
crowd trav into seth's line
**
06/09/30
gandolf 7A,7B
Poudre Canyon
classic highball. ben6/felt8
***
06/09/23
scrawny
Joe's Valley
contrived traverse [skips some higher finger jugs] w/ surprisingly tense and fun moves.
**
06/09/10
the fang [rufus? original version]
evergreen / stagecoach
Hard
contived compared to direct finish, but adds some pump and funk. third area for the day.
**
06/08/27
born defeated [sds] / zoller bulge [sds]
flatirons - bulge boulder
start on powerful hollow flake, bust to off-positioned jug, tension, then continue. heard: sds FA.
***
06/08/26
cobble project [sds]
flagstaff - pebble wall
tic tac attacticks. bit contrived, bit of a horrorshow topout, but pleasurable.
***
06/08/20
diamonds on the soles of your shoes / decaria's pr
allenspark / pierson / lower big three
sitstarting25ftproblems4lyfe. salo's idea. solidified v7 grade due to pump for upper crux.
***
06/08/20
problem #7 - neuticles
allenspark / pierson / lower big three/sidecar
FA
st: undercling crimps, cross big to poor sloping hold, swing out to RH jug..up from there as for prob8
**
06/08/19
sea of the beast [pure dyno var.]
swissco
pure dyno from low foot chip. harder than six for me, but maybe 6+. doesn't really matter. the only thing that matters is artifically boosting my v7 list. STOCKIN UP LIKE Y2K, CLOWNS!!!!
***
06/08/19
wild and wooley / wild and wolley
swissco
v? maybe easier but felt hard to all involved on this day. bit contrived, but good stone and features.
**
06/08/13
red sky
crested butte / skyland
better and more difficult than it looks.
***
06/08/12
atomic / tick fever
crested butte / skyland
Second GO
bachelor outing drunkard session: NO SLEEP FOR YOU! sent before 5am; whole boulder before dawn. botched start on warm up burn, then first go.
***
06/08/06
ted's hole [center var.]
castlewood - ted's cave
st: deep in center, big move to sloping pod, crazy no-dab tension w/ bicycles + toe hooks, finish ted's hole trav., proper.
**
06/08/06
after berthoud?
castlewood - berthoud cave
finally! burly tension for me. mosdef harder than v6. almost sent marquess trav. before evil rain/lightning storm epic.
***
06/08/05
golden ice [proper]
RMNP
brilliant line. crazy crimp tension crux w/ highstep.
06/07/31
little devil
castlewood - font slabs behind 'the slab'
Hard
one move wonder. evil thin L. gaston crimp and R. fingernail sidepull crimp, establish, thrutch for sloping lip.
*
06/07/29
goodman's / pat's arete [right var.][sds]
Mt. Evans
good mental focus prob.
***
06/07/29
snow white [after break]
hevans
the incut on pink/snow broke to become a flat sloping jug. does not change either climb much at all. spotter touch.
**
06/07/22
colt 45 [after break?]
RMNP / left of stars+stripes
repeat. heard broke. foot? seemed about the same skipping missing? left foot.
*
06/07/22
chad's crack /old chub [not chad's name]
RMNP / left of riddles
fun/worth doing. maybe 5/6ish for me?
*
06/07/16
rawhide
Mt. Evans
FA
wicked. start on all dogs, turn the lip after the jug w/ a difficult mantle, then a very thin, scary slab. i cleaned the slab. FA confirmed.
***
06/07/15
waiting room
RMNP / chaos
somewhat committing and fun.
**
06/07/15
the barndoor problem
RMNP / emerald - innersanctum cove
funky sloping corner w/ insane tension. thanks dewell.
**
06/07/11
fang direct
evergreen/stagecoach / horn/fang boulder
many tries. oppositional sds>direct exit. props to rufus.
***
06/06/22
R>L redwall traverse
Flagstaff / redwall
good moves. told7. i just don't know anymore.
**
06/06/22
traverse into varney
Flagstaff / redwall
good powerful moves. vnoidea.
**
06/06/20
giving berthoud [sloper extension var.]
castlewood / berthoud cave
kinda cool tension roof v?
*
06/05/22
first overhang [sds][after break]
Flagstaff
sds adds nothing. stand is 7.
**
06/05/21
the other kind travers
RMNP
Second GO
trav R>L into the kind. fun.
**
06/05/21
belcer's roof [sds]
rmnp -facing kind, middle roof
Second GO
worthy. crack>roof>face exit R
***
06/05/20
dark horse 7A+,7B,7B+
g-pass
one of the best in the front
***
06/05/17
hobble cobble [lowest sds]
castlewood
hot weakday session.
**
06/05/13
chiller / chill style [left]
elevenmile
great till funky left exit. r?
***
06/05/10
undercling overhang [sds]
castlewood-morning sun bldr
kinda cool. tense slab exit.
**
06/05/06
crazy cody 7A+,7B
Poudre Canyon
amazingly cut arete
***
06/05/06
jousting lefter [trav.]
Poudre Canyon
sds:jousting>trav crimpsL>exit
**
06/04/30
they call him jordan [var.] / they call him spud
Joe's Valley
brilliant static method.
***
06/04/30
save yourself [left var.]
Joe's Valley
very spooky top out.
***
06/04/29
external tulips
Joe's Valley
sharp and insecure at lip
**
06/04/23
the main line
Poudre Canyon
fierce+balancy. hard:looksEZ!
**
06/04/23
left of main line [sds]
Poudre Canyon
fierce and awkward
**
06/04/23
wrath into sport [extension]
Poudre Canyon
FA
heady line. old man made me.
***
06/04/22
rasta font trainer 7A+,7B
Poudre Canyon
temp. dependent sloper lock
*
06/04/19
trash incinerator
castlewood ranch - the cave
FA
great moves. so dirty+chossy
**
06/04/18
fierce little face
castlewood - dehind the slab
Hard
thin crimps w/evil false lip8?
**
06/04/16
chugging syrup
penitente
FA
great stone. devious moves.
**
06/04/16
lola
penitente
l>r trav. into prod's pockets
**
06/04/15
forever and sunsmell
penitente
burly gaston/highsteppa
**
06/04/11
mighty mite prow
castlewood - dehind the slab
very steep+tense. tiny.
**
06/04/09
shadow of death
Joe's Valley
Soft
but pumpy. flash w/rehearsedTO
**
06/04/09
golden plates
Joe's Valley
Hard
insane beta + techniques
***
06/04/09
anatomy act
Joe's Valley
tense arete. blitzed it w/beta
***
06/04/08
boux problem [sds]
Joe's Valley
the stand is classic. sds? eh.
**
06/04/08
stompin hippies
Joe's Valley
ok sds w/ eliott no-dab beta.
**
06/04/03
scrappy little arete [sds]
castlewood- near the slab
tense through the thin. vee?
**
06/03/25
marquess arete
ute pass - ant can/pipe
quite fun tension prob.
***
06/03/18
burning spear
socorro - box
burly tension. zilla killed me
***
06/03/12
tombstone /aka/ pocket pussy
castlewood -new corp playgroud
tweaker, but good. straight uphill from 3rd wooden bridge on inner canyon trail... after trailside overhang and before stream boulders or berthoud cave
***
06/03/05
so wrong 7B,7B+
Flagstaff
TALL. wickedTJbeta:sketch heel
***
06/03/05
gleteus maximus
Flagstaff
fierce turd. offroute knee.
*
06/03/04
scuba steve 6C,6C+,7A,7A+,7B
Poudre Canyon
dynamic slap from undrclng v?
**
06/02/25
want egg [sds, direct exit]
eldorado-rincon
FA
exit up slab. tick tack tech.
**
06/02/19
hebro sausage [right]
Hueco Tanks
Second GO
move into LH pinch,then up+L
**
06/02/18
roughage 6C+,7A+,7B,7B+
Hueco Tanks
world-class and proud
***
06/02/17
nurse rachet
Hueco Tanks
Second GO
powerful crimping.
**
06/02/17
Stegasaur 7A,7A+,7B,7B+,7C
Hueco Tanks
Second GO
great feature, great cheat
**
06/02/17
chris' arete
Hueco Tanks
Soft
certainly worth doing
**
06/02/12
whale boulder right [lunge]
red feather lakes -whale bldr
soo hard for me, ben.
**
06/02/12
bueno bueno roof
red feather lakes-whale bldr
FA
burly crimping. lame cheatfoot
**
06/01/15
electric fight
castlewood
FA
one fierce move
**
06/01/02
electric lunge
castlewood-ElecKite5ftLofarete
for me. FINALLY. ezr if tall?
**
05/12/31
scary monsters left
castlewood
Hard
FINALLY! crisp. good moves v8?
***
05/12/26
distance overhang [sds]
castlewood - font
mabe ezr, but tweaky for me
**
05/12/11
monkey shot
castlewood
static. alone and scared at TO
**
05/11/27
when i learned to grovel 6C,7B,7B+
ibex
Second GO
power/tension mini roof. fun.
**
05/11/26
kangaroo meat
ibex - topus
Second GO
fun mini roof to tall ez arete
**
05/11/25
blue flowers 7A+,7B,7B+
ibex
favorite on boulder
***
05/11/25
white arete 7A+,7B,7B+,7C
ibex
Second GO
area classic
***
05/11/25
thing one 7B,7B+
ibex
evil intermediates helped me
***
05/11/24
eric's v9
moab / big bend
sds>okcrimps. correct prob?
**
05/11/24
gill start arete [blocktop]
moab / big bend
fierce. inscribed: 'legalese'
**
05/11/24
left hand of darkness
moab / big bend
wierd.
**
05/11/20
sloper problem [low] [elim]
garden of the gods / snake pit
st:match crimp>slopr>pinches
***
05/11/19
main hang
sacred cliffs / green mountain
celoface kung fu
**
05/11/19
socrates overhang [r. sds]
sacred cliffs / green mountain
burly. st:10ft R.on edge,match
***
05/11/13
rock table blunt arete [sds]
ute pass - upper ant can/pipe
sharp crystals, great moves
**
05/11/13
ship's prow [lower stand]
ute pass - ship's prow
proper top out. blew brknSDSX2
***
05/11/06
burning bush
vedauwoo - central
fierce midgit tensionfest
*
05/11/05
holy helke
needle peak
unique moves. powerful lowball
**
05/10/29
left of herbacious...
ute pass - crack in the woods
desperate nipples top out
**
05/10/29
right of cool cuts [sds]
ute pass - ships prow area
burly sds> aesthetic tall face
***
05/10/29
powerchoss traverse
ute pass - ships prow area
Second GO
great moves/powercross. v6?
***
05/10/29
diagonal tension prob [sds]
ute pass - reservation area
FA
? R to L. pumpy and techy
**
05/10/29
brickerhoff cave
ute pass - reservation area
Hard
hueco-like crimps>fun top. v8?
***
05/10/15
driven to distraction
rmnp - lonestar
FA
?crimpy fun traverse R>L V7+?
***
05/10/08
hasta en fuego
Poudre Canyon
FA
tension lock off
***
05/10/08
tsunami
poudre -420s
TENSION!!pinch will break
**
05/10/02
barbed wire 6B+,7A,7B
vedauwoo
classic/scary/2moves!? hard4me
***
05/10/01
good vibrations 7B,7B+
vedauwoo
very fun choss roof v?
**
05/10/01
good vibrations [extension #1]
vedauwoo
st: at tree.
**
05/09/25
p-diddy
allenspark - bunce school rd
pretty cool blunt arete
***
05/09/18
tree jack [sds]
allenspark - bunce school rd.
tall crimpfest w/BL. ez w/ape.
**
05/09/14
scary monsters traverse
castlewood
frigid dawn patrol=no snakes
***
05/09/11
banshee
black hills - old baldy
Second GO
great holds! dirtburgler
***
05/09/11
ghost town litigant
black hills - old baldy
horizontal groveling
**
05/09/11
sky pager
black hills - old baldy
delicate sloper BURLFEST!
***
05/09/10
modus chode
black hills - sylvan
reach issues.
**
05/09/10
midget molester
black hills - sylvan
burly problem
***
05/09/10
dave the evangilist
black hills - iron mtn.
vicious footwork.
**
05/08/14
the kind [sds]
RMNP
sds:bit right. adds drain 6+?
**
05/07/21
the distance
castlewood
Trav
hard after 100deg. high
**
05/07/19
trials and errors 7A+,7B
castlewood
hasset's burly lockoff prob
**
05/07/17
goodman arete [sds]
hevans
pumpfest to spicy tall lockoff
***
05/07/16
tree swing / colt 45
RMNP
L of s&s. dumpy but great fun
**
05/07/14
dine alone [extension]
castlewood
trave to nose direct exit.
**
05/07/06
pocket full of hate
castlewood: font: cliffband
mini roof to 3pckt face
**
05/07/06
bulge direct [sds]
castlewood: font: cliffband
sds on LH football cobble and RH on sharp shallow sloping sidepull thing...tension moves out dirtburgler roof then tension up bulge locking off sloping crimps w/o juggy layback to the right
**
05/06/28
soice in a blender 7A+,7B
castlewood
best buttdrag choss trav. EVAR
*
05/06/24
super mario 7B,7B+
castlewood
Second GO
gruelling top out. V?
*
05/06/23
the nose [right]
castlewood
so much lightning, bit of rain
***
05/06/21
kate winslet [extension]
castlewood
adds crimps + iron cross
**
05/04/17
cookie monster arete [elim.]
Poudre Canyon
lame fun. bit o tree dab.
*
05/04/07
trailside v7
eldorado-rincon
wicked. stole my fingerprint.
***
05/03/27
flying spoon [var]
morrision
celo's orig. recipie=bit hardr
***
05/03/12
napster
yg
FA
looks cake. is not. v?
**
05/03/12
greatest story ever told [low]
yg
looks cake. is not. v?
**
05/03/05
the hermitage
boulder canyon
Trav, FA
they're up there...lurking
**
05/02/27
flashed flood
clear creek-sonic youth
top out at apex
***
05/02/27
high waters
clear creek-sonic youth
full bag of tricks
**
05/02/26
belladonna
big elk meadows
not worth search
*
05/02/19
mavericks traverse
clear creek canyon
no spotter=crappants
**
05/02/12
red mosquito
st.vrain-elysium
thin + got thinner
*
05/02/12
red mosquito [var]
st.vrain-elysium
straight up finish
*
05/02/10
angry man [var]
estes-lumpy ridge
sds right, fin. left
**
05/02/09
mrs. clairol
morrison
no sticky residue
*
05/02/09
dirty rev. tendo
morrison
no var. left undone
*
05/02/07
smurf st.+rev.tendo
morrison
cure for comm cold?
**
05/02/05
ooze pig
Flagstaff
burly lockoff elim.
*
05/01/15
staticrightelim.prow
horsetooth res.
will static'd moon
**
05/01/09
giving berthoud[var]
crumblewood
fun. whatever.
*
05/01/08
kahuna [right exit]
carter lake
insane wind. *s
**
05/01/08
dirty jordan
morrison
low ledge sds. beer.
**
05/01/08
static jordan
morrison
heel+locktensionfest
**
05/01/01
sgt. woody
carter lake
rockytop finish
*
04/12/12
cephalic index
Clear Creek Canyon
i felt so weak today
**
04/12/01
marcelo's madness
millennium
blood drops froze
**
04/11/22
trailside overhang
eldorado-east draw
worthy distraction
**
04/11/15
calmer than you dude
st.vrain-dead man's
FA fussy fun bitch
**
04/11/15
swervedriver
st.vrain-dead man's
FA L sds > f.t.d.
**
04/11/13
silent storm
millennium
FA:thndrhd L. finish
**
04/11/08
may cause blindness
st.vrain-dead man's
FA burly underclings
**
04/11/04
thunderhead
millenium
FA:link c.d.+p.c.
***
04/11/01
death by drowning 7A+,7B
morrison
or by freezing
*
04/10/27
angry dragon
boulder can-coney
tricky lowball
**
04/10/24
merlin [sds]
poudre-merlin
adie beta FLOWS
***
04/10/24
angry black man
poudre-black
L.ofBlack/reachissue
**
04/10/20
plush [after break]
flatirons-terrains
now: evil2fingerlock
**
04/10/18
spraypaintsilverback 7A+,7B
ape city
FA tension funk
**
04/10/18
anger beast 7A+,7B
ape city
demoralizingly fussy
*
04/10/18
200lb. gorilla
ape city
wicked pumped
**
04/10/18
hit hard tactics
boulder can-castle
FA? awkward crimping
*
04/10/17
process of belief
eldorado-rincon
vicious deadpoints
**
04/10/13
bongo traverse
fern canyon/bongo
wetjug/p.ivy in face
***
04/10/11
vibrator [lower]
red feather-parvin
cleaned. bit lower
*
04/10/04
simian adventure low
ape city
crimp campus start
*
04/10/02
deathco nation
cloud nine
fierce and friable
**
04/10/02
brand new low
cloud nine
FA. sanctuary arete
*
04/10/02
brand new lower
cloud nine
FA choss sds 7/8
*
04/09/29
one cigarette =murdr
eldorado-rincon
mid.sds. worthhike?
*
04/09/27
the system
morrison south
elim. top of hill
**
04/09/26
locust annihilator
cloud nine
classy direct finish
***
04/09/23
flaming amigo
estes/lumpy
flaming fingers v8?
**
04/09/23
sloperglomcrimp prob
estes/lumpy
r. of jaws downclimb
*
04/09/22
sleeper/sasha's roof
flagstaff-red wall
burly choss v8?
*
04/09/20
sap [stand]
estes/lumpy
st: roof match
**
04/09/14
shelf block right
flatirons--bear can.
sharp! r. of tears
*
04/09/13
gunslinger
ape city
lil heady and fun
**
04/09/13
see no evil [cheat]
ape city
mid. rail+exit right
**
04/09/11
zorro arete
hevans
right of zorro
*
04/09/11
random progression
hevans
jump start slopers
**
04/09/10
wicked sloper prob.
morrison south
very cool. in alcove
**
04/09/01
may cause blindness
st.vrain-dead man's
04/08/30
freedom [var]
boulder canyon-falls
st w/toehook on lip
**
04/08/25
hyperion probiscus
lions den
my knee held out ok
**
04/08/25
egg roof
lions den
evil texture
**
04/07/26
helicopter direct 7A+,7B
morrison
elim.
*
04/07/08
cloudshadow trav low
Flagstaff
elim. vexingdihedral
*
04/07/06
that way madnesslies
vedawoo
oppositional Aframe
***
04/06/28
full wisdom sim.
morrison
drainmaster
**
04/06/20
upper fatlady
RMNP
poor consolation
*
04/06/20
short arete near s+s
RMNP
justpasts+s,slappy
*
04/06/16
jaded 7A,7B
conifer cave
also long + steep
**
04/06/12
the dali 6C,7A+,7B,7B+,7C
Mt. Evans
classic. original start: LH horizontal crimp; RH lowest gaston
***
04/06/02
trailside bulge[sds]
arch rocks
thinUndrcln>crmp>jug
***
04/06/01
30th birthday roof 7A,7B
Flagstaff
short guy trickery
**
04/06/01
30th birthday trav.
Flagstaff
unique rest
*
04/05/30
the offering
black hills
sealion mating dance
*
04/05/26
capps face[mid.line]
boulder can./graham
thin/easier if tall?
**
04/05/23
UK hockey night 7A+,7B
camp dick
solid. terror top
***
04/05/23
hold your fire
camp dick
tricky/R.ofUK,sameTO
***
04/05/21
curmudgeon
flagstaff-alcove
CG line/non-elim var
**
04/05/12
realkungfumassacreSD
Niagara glen
sdsFA? worthy!
***
04/04/19
southern bulge dirct
flagstaff-frnt ofRed
miserable sds/burly!
*
04/04/17
unknown dyno sds
poudre-wave wall
sds. dyno->sloper
**
04/04/17
unknown crimp face
poudre-wave wall
SharpCrimpsAboveRock
**
04/04/14
left bulge direct 7A+,7B
Flagstaff
elim. all r.of crack
**
04/04/04
bob's bulge
Flagstaff
burlier than j.right
**
04/03/28
balanceinnature[sds]
flatirons
adds barndoor move
**
04/03/25
hobo cave traverse 7B,7B+
Flagstaff
great techy moves
**
04/03/25
left hobo [sds]
Flagstaff
really cool, dirty
***
04/03/25
right hobo [sds]
Flagstaff
sdsFA, funkygood
***
04/03/15
apparition
black hills
sdsFA, chip's vision
*
04/02/22
New Religion 6c+,7a,7a+,7b,7b+,7c,7c+6c+,7a,7a+,7b,7b+,7c,7c+
Hueco Tanks
bigmoves,biggerholds
***
04/02/21
winking jesus 7A+,7B,7B+
Hueco Tanks
big spans, stiff
**
04/02/17
oxman arete [stand]
flagstaff-capstan
big dp-gstnORpkt v8?
***
04/02/15
north face traverse
flag-bksd of m.cosmo
v9 w/o hip scuff?
*
04/02/08
obscure overhang
flagstaff-nr.mky.trv
shocktherapyforback
**
04/01/17
the cheat 7A,7B
Black Hills
steep haul,backslap!
**
04/01/17
polywogs
Black Hills
crimpy bulge w/ toss
*
04/01/17
righthand isosceles
Black Hills
reachy vert. face
**
04/01/11
cryptic magician 7A+,7B
Flagstaff
funky bulge, v?
**
03/12/29
little tree 7A,7A+,7B
Niagara glen
great. not v9,not v6
***
03/12/29
mighty mitges 7A+,7B
Niagara glen
good find. clean
***
03/12/29
under direct rule 7A+,7B
Niagara glen
powerful lockoff
**
03/12/19
anti-hero
Niagara glen
campus crimps
*
03/12/19
the stand [sds]
Niagara glen
thin w/big deadpoint
***
03/12/19
chameleon...
Niagara glen
r.of stand, not v9
03/12/19
stand [left]
Niagara glen
fairly independent
*
03/12/04
chubby bunny 7A+,7B
freight train
clutch.
***
03/12/01
mongolian cosmonaut 7B,7B+,7C+
Flagstaff
st: sloper+pod, v8?
**
03/11/28
get down on it 7A+,7B
triassic
power deadpoint
***
03/11/28
gime 7A+,7B
triassic
rehearsedTO flash
*
03/11/25
cave route[left sds]
castlewood-font
lockoffs +funky toss
***
03/11/12
halley's comet
flatirons-upper sats
practice for r.scale
*
03/11/09
gill problem
arthurs-downhillofCB
sharp pinchs,dirtyTO
*
03/10/30
leaning pressure
morrison--wisdom
oppstnlslpr,areasoft
**
03/10/24
tiger woods 7A+,7B,7B+
castlewood
slopersmack+bicycle
**
03/10/24
berthod hips
castlewood
burly! hook and tug
**
03/10/18
snizzle sticks
rmnp--KB boulder
balancy off the dirt
*
03/10/16
chucky cheese
Clear Creek Canyon
big crimpy deadpoint
**
03/10/12
seul avec dieu
black hills-oldbaldy
betastreamteameffort
***
03/10/11
the scab
black hills-thimble
gill's cheese grater
*
03/09/20
sun up to sun down
vedawoo--dungeon
tall + oppositional
***
03/09/10
hobble cobble 7A+,7B
castlewood
nuckingofuts funkyTO
***
03/09/10
punani 7A+,7B,7B+,7C
castlewood
ultraclassicanywhere
***
03/08/19
splatt
castlewood!!!
ugly rock, goodmoves
**
03/08/13
potato chip 7A+,7B,7C
RMNP / Chaos Canyon
headgames, told7
**
03/07/31
nogoko 7A+,7B
Niagara glen
committing lockoffs
**
03/07/31
shadow boxing [var.]
Niagara glen
cheater variationV8?
**
03/07/26
frisco buttress
roadside frisco
easy after59bad seq.
**
03/07/20
the rose
vedavoo-coyote?
survival climbing
***
03/07/20
unknown sds. face
snowy mtn bldr
hard dp start
**
03/07/11
r.of gobot, low st.
RMNP / Chaos Canyon
adds to the pump
**
03/07/09
burning mud
three sisters
powerroof,reachy 8?
**
03/07/05
unknownmidgitlowball
poudre-shootingrange
7ft of sds crimpage
*
03/07/04
perch 7A,7A+,7B
Poudre Canyon
v6? nope.
***
03/07/04
crusher 7A,7A+,7B,7B+
Poudre Canyon
v5? kiss my ass
***
03/07/04
scarface 7A,7A+,7B
Poudre Canyon
v6?...more hostility
***
03/07/01
disembowler
Clear Creek Canyon
subtlepowerroof
**
03/06/29
the tilt 7B,7B+
Poudre Canyon
power cross, likely8
***
03/06/29
ontrailbtw tilt/main
Poudre Canyon
aretesds-funkymantle
**
03/06/23
mr. whimpy 7A+,7B
RMNP
fun power reaches
***
03/06/23
unknown roof crack
RMNP
faces kind, grade?
***
03/06/21
mr. clean
camp dick
great toe hook
***
03/06/21
schwagg 7A+,7B
camp dick
sharp power, solid
**
03/06/21
ballin the jack-trav
camp dick
orig line= great
***
03/06/21
middleareaunknown
camp dick
r.face, crimp line
**
03/06/14
the horror
elysium
FA, grade?
**
03/06/14
big wednesday trav.
elysium
FA, orig prob=better
**
03/06/07
right finger sds
Flagstaff
powercross, grade?
**
03/06/07
pocket roof sds
flagstaff-candelarea
aftercratering, grd?
**
03/05/31
red wall direct 7A+,7B
Flagstaff
precision deadpoint
**
03/05/31
arrowhead?
ute pass
greatHBarete,grade?
**
03/05/28
tall man shut down 7A,7B
Flagstaff
historical elim.
**
03/05/26
first overhang 6C,6C+,7A,7A+,7B
Flagstaff
after breaking,solid
***
03/05/26
masochism tango
Flagstaff
i heard 7, not bad
**
03/05/20
mangler jr.
Niagara glen
beta rich
*
03/05/20
gulag 7A,7A+,7B
Niagara glen
strong pulling
**
03/05/20
roughneck 7A+,7B
Niagara glen
too much seepage
*
03/05/19
royale w/ cheese
Niagara glen
v7/8, funky power
***
03/05/19
girlsofcheep-t-vegas
Niagara glen
devious runt
*
03/05/19
life o'rielly
Niagara glen
solid at 7
***
03/05/03
miserlou
elysium
FA, grade?
***
03/04/28
deseret sds
millenium
solid
**
03/04/12
betadine solution
big elk
FAdirty and powerful
**
03/03/09
unknown (r.ofbigboy)
joe's--area51
cool but contrived
*
03/03/09
phoney baloney trav.
joe's--area51
enduro, mid version
***
03/03/08
unknown traverse
joe's--mansize
uphill from s&b
03/03/02
babyface 6C,7A+,7B,7B+,7C
Hueco Tanks
aesthetic, favorite
***
03/03/01
left el murray (sds)
Hueco Tanks
thin tension
***
03/03/01
my tan 7A+,7B
Hueco Tanks
no deathchoss topout
**
03/03/01
gloria 7A,7A+,7B,7B+,7C
Hueco Tanks
fun crux, too short
*
03/03/01
no wonder 7A+,7B
Hueco Tanks
deceptively tricky
**
03/02/28
Daily Dick Dose 6B+,7A+,7B
Hueco Tanks
fun dropknee
**
03/02/28
Center El Murray sds
Hueco Tanks
good addition
***
03/02/22
first overhang sds 6C+,7B
Flagstaff
sds+trav to classic
**
03/02/22
alcove dyno 7A+,7B
Flagstaff
fun powerstep grade?
***
03/02/17
cannibal dance
millenium block
standstart, felt v8!
**
03/01/26
last resort 7A+,7B
arthurs rock
sds,roof,face TO
***
03/01/19
godzilla
arthurs rock
low crux,tall fun TO
***
02/12/07
daysofwhiningposers
Carter Lake
tall thin reachy
**
02/12/05
41st street 7A+,7B,7B+
Clear Creek Canyon
tricky, v7/8, solo
***
02/11/30
runt
Joe's Valley
awkwardness king
*
02/11/29
big joe
Joe's Valley
tweakytwofingermove
*
02/11/09
dragon fire
big elk
reach! bit crumbly
*
02/10/25
unknown sds. roof
rmnp--suzuki area
bdlr.nxt.to.suzuki
**
02/10/01
tommy's arete
chaos canyon/RMNP
wickedfun commitment
***
02/10/01
germfreeadolescence
eldorado
left direct, solo
**
02/10/01
doctor slutpants
flatirons--ghetto
7/8 areaclassic solo
***
02/10/01
spam
Joe's Valley
delicate heelhook TO
***
02/10/01
big boy
Joe's Valley
apehanger,oldguideV8
***
02/10/01
portabella n'porcini
Joe's Valley
fun but inconsistent
*
02/09/01
gnarley tree
sacred cliffs
short and sharp
*
02/09/01
last overhang 7A+,7B
Flagstaff
FA, may break
***
02/09/01
girlfriend'sbackside
flatirons-satellites
one move, fun
*
02/07/01
star wars
gross res./damnation
quality prob, grade?
***
02/07/01
spaceman spiff
flatirons-satellites
FA, short + intense
*
02/06/01
plush
flatirons-terrains
short, will break
*
02/05/01
dr. mindbender
flatirons-satellites
FA, HB
*
02/04/01
tiki tiki man
gross res./damnation
3rd try
**
02/03/01
just right 7A,7A+,7B,7C
Flagstaff
classic
***
02/03/01
king conquerer trav
Flagstaff
pain and more pain
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